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Time Magazine Tries To Blame Crappy Infrastructure Management On Climate Change In Hilariously Tragic Article

What do you get when you exchange climate change propaganda about infrastructure with a completely ignorant reader? It turned out to be the world’s dumbest article published in Time magazine on Wednesday.

From the first sentence to the last, Time Magazine article In the Interstate 95 bridge collapse accident in Philadelphia, readers are supposed to be the dumbest people alive. Written by Jeffrey Krueger, this piece attempts to blame the collapse on climate change and on fear-mongering people in the strangest ways possible: transporting fuel across the country.

For those of you who don’t know, in early June a tanker fire broke out under the entrance ramp of Interstate 95, collapsing part of the interstate. Some claim it will take months to complete the repairs. Literally yes, it will take a long time to repair the bridge. Practically speaking, the bridge may already have been repaired, but that means that an extended period of time for repairs will not make a huge profit for millions of people.

The bridge also serves as part of a major highway for transporting goods across the country, so its unavailability is another major means of causing chaos across the country.

But why should we care about this blatant corruption when we can use this crisis to further the myths and legends cultivated by the left on the subject of climate change?

Kruger’s entire article reads like a manifesto against the oil giants, even calling the tankers that carry fuel across our country “rolling bombs.” But tankers aren’t the only thing we as a nation should hate. Kruger wants us to hate all cars. Because cars are killing us.But electric cars will only kill and enslave millions African and Asian So America needs to focus on that. We leave perfectly usable cars to rot in landfills and buy brand new ones made with unrecycled materials and the hands of enslaved children.

It’s obviously a joke. Electric cars are the new blood diamond and I will definitely die on this hill. (Related: Canadian government bushfire statistics contradict White House explanation of ‘climate change’)

Perhaps Kruger never really delved into the science of climate change (as I do with my degree and such). If so, he would know that one of the best ways to stay one with the planet is to actually stop making and buying new cars altogether. We have a wealth of materials and manpower with the skill sets needed to update millions of North American vehicles to pass any fuel inspection and get them from point A to point B.

But recycling doesn’t actually bring people money. The kind of propaganda that Kruger spews makes people money. And all climate change activists spouting such rhetoric are just manipulated pawns in this pursuit, driven largely by the globalist elite. (Related: Central Bank Governor Blames ‘Climate Change’ for Soaring Inflation)

Bless their hearts…but isn’t it time to actually start confronting this stupidity before it takes advantage of us to strip us of all our freedoms?

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