I’m sure this kid has a lot of products.
First baseman for the Toronto Blue Jays Vladimir Guerrero Jr. I took home the trophy on Monday night and won 2023 MLB Home Run Derby At T-Mobile Park.
But that’s not the only superstar making headlines. He punched a kid (one of the kids chasing non-homeruns) with a pistol and gave him a chill to knock him out. 115.8 mph line drive.
The hit came in Guerrero’s final at-bat against Tampa Bay Rays outfielder Randy Arrozarena.
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— Obviously Berner (@BMichael51) July 11, 2023
Vlad really killed a little kidðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ pic.twitter.com/4lUyi10RPi
— Homey (All Star Dirty Craig) (@iSuckAtMLBTS) July 11, 2023
— Albus (@McDavidsBlubber) July 11, 2023
Kidd got a 115.8mph liner hit in the face from Vlad Jr. pic.twitter.com/lYXEmg6oFC
— Blake Harris (@BlakeHHarris) July 11, 2023
Ah… but that child is already at her limit.
I’ve blogged before about situations like this where someone (mainly a child) gets hurt, saying they might stock up on free goods because they got hurt. I assure you the same will happen here.
I’ve seen someone talk before that MLB should reconsider having lots of kids chasing loose line drives, but that’s no good, it just serves as a reminder of how weak society is. Seriously, are you going to bring this up too? What’s the best part of Homerun Derby that I know of?
I’m not against that party, but you just ruin it for the kids who are having the best time of their lives. (Related article: The Lillard Trail Blazers baseball team is booming after Portland GM said a trade for Damian could be a ‘months’ wait.)
Is it dangerous?
Sure, but also if they’re in your car while you’re driving. Also if you order McDonald’s from them, you get what I mean.
Keep your children alive and prepare them for adulthood. And if the kids get shaken by the line drive…
Well, tell the team what size you’re wearing.
