We humans are a strange species.

A woman was reportedly caught by customs officials in China. Smuggle 5 live snakes She is said to have stuffed it inside her bra.

A passenger inspector at Futian Port alerted her and asked her to remove her shirt because of her “strange” breast shape. That’s when they found a snake that was supposedly tied up in a stocking.

The woman was allegedly caught trying to cross the country by boat into Shenzhen, a major regional city in China and one of the areas where Hong Kong is open to entry.

The reptile was later found to be a cornsnake, non-venomous and native to the United States, but illegal in China despite its popularity in online markets. The ban is to prevent the spread of disease (and germs) to exotic species and local populations, but their bright colors and docile nature make them a highly sought-after exotic pet in communist countries.

Smuggler who stuffed bra with 5 live snakes arrested after Chinese customs officers noticed her ‘oddly shaped’ breasts pic.twitter.com/LTIfIBeZVs

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First airports (and planes), now boats — of course they say.

Well, I’m starting to wonder if people are going insane with any kind of travel. We’ve seen crazy stories about air travel, and now it’s about the alleged ship. Was it me, or was the road rampage worse than usual? (Related: Report: Texas police sergeant and lieutenant fired for allegedly having sex in patrol car)

By the way, miss, give me back the alleged American snake! They are ours!