Shout out to H-Town, sorry.
The Houston Rockets and Utah Jazz played Sunday in the NBA Summer League Semifinals, with the Rockets winning. 115-101 If you win, you will advance to the championship. But that wasn’t the only thing that made headlines in the contest, it also featured some blatantly vulgar crotch shots.
Things got worse in the first half when the Jazz went forward Ed Crosswell He hit a hanging dunk, but Houston’s rookie clung to the rim Nate Hinton I ended up being accidentally pushed down by a teammate.
Well, Croswell lost his grip and his right foot crashed into Hinton’s, er, Crown Jewel.
As a result of the accident, Croswell was sentenced as follows: Fragrant 1 foulHinton, on the other hand, was fine and continued to play after the fact.
oh my god… pic.twitter.com/Ch2GI9hQS8
— NBA Central (@TheNBACentral) July 16, 2023
Brutal…just brutal.
I’ve been hit in the groin before playing sports and have first hand experience of what it feels like to be hit in the groin as a man (I’m sure many other men do as well). But is this particular shot here? After hanging high on the rim of a basketball, someone flopped down and got a gem nailed down?
That’s terrible, I’d be completely blown away by the wind. (Related article: Football is coming back soon! Detroit Lions’ David Montgomery hit hard by resistance band during training)
But at least Nate Hinton might get a ring out of all this, apparently with the Rockets going to the Summer League Championship. And personally, I’d love to see H bring chips back to town (a city I love very much).
Recently, I’ve also been doing Houston rap kicks.
Come on, H Town, let’s go! Get that ring!