Tom Brady: The Miami Dolphins we never had.

The seven-time Super Bowl champion is nearing completion on an ultra-luxurious mansion on the Miami waterfront, the magazine reports, and it's time for Brady to get serious about construction. Ta. new york post.

Now retired, divorced, and clearly ready to mingle as seen on the news, Tom Brady has completed his Flash and Dash bachelor pad and is ready to use it on the ladies. It is in the final stages. The most important real estate property is located on Indian Creek Island, an upscale gated community known as the “Billionaire Bunker.” (Related: Rumor has it that Bill Belichick is meeting with Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank on $180 million superyacht)

If you're curious, yes, this is the same mansion in Indian Creek Village, sitting across from his ex-wife, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen. Fortunately, there is water between them, separating them.

But don't worry about that, just look at this bad guy.

Tom Brady's waterfront luxury mansion nears completion in Miami's luxury 'billionaire bunker' https://t.co/DwBWFQcwzi pic.twitter.com/802pVGDb8Q

— New York Post (@nypost) January 15, 2024

And this is exactly why I gamble, so that I can eventually get at least 10% of these views on 305. I know you'll never get Tom Brady's money, it's one rich mom…shut your mouth…but at least you can get a slither.

Have you ever heard of Billy Walters?

That guy inspired me so much to want to get rich off this gambling hustle (and the media while I was gambling), and in just one month and a few changes, I'd say I'm off to a pretty good start. I'm making hard paper here.

But what you need is this:

My city is very well represented in the new Grand Theft Auto. 🥲 Damn, I can't wait for this game to come out. In 2025? ? pic.twitter.com/lTvf1t3BCa

— Andrew Powell (@AndrewPowellDC) December 5, 2023

Shout out to Trey, baby.