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Lunatic PETA Is Going After The University Of Georgia For Their Legendary Mascot In The Most Disgusting Way Imaginable

First of all, I would like to pray for UGA's soul. PETA can eat garbage.

As we all know, UGA X (aka Que), the legendary mascot of the University of Georgia Bulldogs, passed away on Tuesday. Naturally, fans are still mourning his beloved K9 (English Bulldog).

But of course, in their typical fashion, crazy PETA has to make a fuss about everything and make things even worse.

UGA is treated like absolute royalty in Georgia, and even though PETA claimed to have heart (HA!), they… incredibly weird statement. (Related article: What's happening: Jim Harbaugh and Los Angeles Chargers reportedly close to big deal)

“The winningest mascot in UGA history suffers from debilitating deformities such as an unnaturally shortened nose and airway, like other breeds with breathing problems, especially in the sweltering Southern heat.” I was born to lose because I was gasping for air. ” said PETA. “PETA is calling on the university to end its live mascot program and stop exploiting victims of cruel breeding practices before another bulldog suffers and dies under its watch.”

To get the kids to clean it up…that's a lot of horse manure.

Do you remember the song “Lux”? (I think most of you don't.)

So does PETA, but here's how to switch it up: “LIES ON LIES ON LIES!” Lies upon lies! ” …What a piece of fraud.