Kid Rock claimed on Thursday that he was once kicked out of Bohemian Grove for punching a child in the head.

Bohemian Grove is every conspiracy theorist's favorite party conversation piece. A secret hideout deep in the Monte Rio forest, run by a large group of mostly American globalist elites, it has become synonymous with debauchery and alleged corruption… So why did the Kid… Was Rock there?

kid rock Said Podcaster Joe Rogan has only been to Bohemian Grove once, where he and his best friend, sandwich shop owner Jimmy John, sit in one of the bizarre glamping cabins (complete with a personal chef) in what appears to be a hidden gem. He said they ended up sharing the same room. And this rock star became something of a hero to regular members of the retreat after punching someone who later turned out to be an intruder. (Related: 'There's a lot of conservatives' in Hollywood, Kid Rock tells Tucker Carlson)

“I can't remember [this] The kid was talking around this fire and…he started popping that shit and I just was fucking at him.'' Kid Rock explained. “I gave him a couple. It woke him up. He thought everything was fine until he was locked out of the concert that night and kicked out of his hideout.”

But that's not even the craziest part.

After some more back and forth, Logan brings up Alex Jones' description of the giant owl statue in Bohemian Grove. “Oh! I was at the owl statue! This is so fucking funny,” Kid Rock jumped in.And we're drinking beer, it's very relaxed and there are some really interesting stories too… But the first day, it was the first evening, and you gather around [this] This owl by the lake…” And suddenly he was surrounded by a “trove of celebrities.”

Apparently many people were in attendance, including Paul Pelosi. (Related: 'F*ck You': Kid Rock blows up Bud Light in the most American way possible)

Kid Rock believes he's likely to hear “some shit” given the secretive nature of the retreat. But who should come on stage? Tony Danza. The men burst out laughing, and he said Kid Rock was expecting former President Ronald Reagan to come back from the dead and other “outrageous things.” Not Tony Danza!

Kid Rock pointed out that his memory may not be perfect, as the event occurred more than 20 years ago. However, he recalled that the members did not do so because they expected them to play guitar in order to be accepted.