I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the guy.

Recently retired Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce returned to the City of Brotherly Love as an ESPN reporter to cover the Eagles' Monday Night Football game against the Atlanta Falcons. The game was a huge success at Lincoln Financial Field, and Kelce was clearly excited to be back home.

Before the game, Kelce got the Eagles fans excited along with Philadelphia legends Nick Foles and Fletcher Cox, as well as Santa Claus (yes, Santa Claus). Dressed in a stunning green tracksuit, Kelce not only showed off his new weight loss, but also performed some seriously impressive dance moves. (RELATED: Miami Dolphins try to save season by signing former Pro Bowler Tyler “Snoop” Huntley: Report)

But then…it happened.

While Kelsey was partying, he invited Eagles superfan Ron Dunphy over for a good old fashioned “fat” chest banging. At first it was funny and everyone felt good, but eventually things took a turn for the worse. Ouch.

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The man hurt his knee when he hit his chest. Jason Kelce pic.twitter.com/NocvYXIQcg

— Trevor Roberts (@Trevorr38147006) September 16, 2024

Oh, the Jason Kelce era at ESPN is going to be amazing.

Week 1, my boyfriend started off by talking about his “boobs.”

Jason Kelce forgot his bag and had to buy a shirt at the mall for his first appearance on Monday Night Countdown 😂

So perfect. pic.twitter.com/e1rd5RVVkt

— Sports Radio 94WIP (@SportsRadioWIP) September 9, 2024

Now we're hurting our fans. (LOL)