Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow used to dress like a man.
In other wordsAs the kids say, he was iced out, sporting stylish sunglasses, a custom Joe Burrow chain and a big puffy jacket, looking like a 1970s cocaine kingpin in Jackson Heights, New York. But now he looks more and more like an artsy Gen Z girl who works in a Silver Lake coffee shop and snacks on CBD gummies before bed. (Related article: Complete ban on men getting slapped by women during spring break)
.Joey B MNF is ready.
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Pink shoes? Loose white cargo pants? A tiny white vest? A shaved, frosted ice blonde head? Sadly, rather than the disco mogul, he's embracing the style of US women's soccer player Megan Rapinoe. And he's starting to dress like a lesbian.
PARK CITY, UTAH – JANUARY 21: Megan Rapinoe attends the premiere screening of “Sue Bird: In the Clutch” during the 2024 Sundance Film Festival at the Eccles Center Theatre in Park City, Utah on January 21, 2024. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
Where are the days when wealthy male athletes dressed with some sense of style? They all wore suits. Nothing flashy or outlandish. Just clean, clean James Bond suits with matching ties and pocket squares. Not just Burrow, but the NBA players, too. James Harden They're turning the pre-match tunnel walk into a clownish fashion show.
We need to go back to the days when athletes set higher standards. Enough with the lesbian dressing. No more Gen Z men dressing like trust fund schoolgirls with daddy issues.
