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Celebrities We Hope Move To Canada In 2025

We’re ringing in the new year with a new list of celebrities we’re happy to do without.

These stars are annoying and irrelevant, but we hope they ship to Canada to give us a real reason to celebrate the start of 2025.

The first “star” you can go to is Didi. There’s so much negative news swirling around this disgraced music mogul, and it seems like his story is only getting worse as more is revealed. He is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, but the court of public opinion has already begun and we are getting rid of him.

Los Angeles, California – October 30: Sean Combs is spotted on October 30, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo Credit: Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images) Getty Images

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: Chelsea Handler attends the 28th Annual Critics' Choice Awards held at Fairmont Century Plaza on January 15, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo credit: Axel/Bauer Griffin/Film Magic)

LOS ANGELES, CA – JANUARY 15: Chelsea Handler attends the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards held at Fairmont Century Plaza on January 15, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo credit: Axel/Bauer Griffin/Film Magic)

Once you’ve eliminated “Diddler” Diddy, it’s time to escort Chelsea Handler out of the country. Her jokes fall flat, we’re tired of her pushing nudity, and there’s only so much story we can handle about her sex life with 50 Cent. Her time is definitely over.

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly should give birth to a demon child in Canada. Their messy and bloody relationship fizzled out just as quickly as MGK’s career. Eminem stomped him out of the music scene with one diss – maybe he could kick him out of the country. (Related: Fake loser Hollywood people are eating each other up)

Chris Brown can hop on a boat and hightail it out of here, too. It remains shocking that people still flock to his concerts even though they know he is an abuser. After his assault on Rihanna in 2009, he became the most hated man in America, but why is he still here and profiting from his music career? This man It must be transported as soon as possible. In fact, it’s a shame that we let him stay this long.

ATLANTA, GA - AUGUST 10: Chris Brown performing on stage

ATLANTA, GA – AUGUST 10: Chris Brown performs on stage during his “One Of Them Ones” tour at Sellaris Amphitheater at Lakewood on August 10, 2022 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by: Paras Griffin/Getty Images)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 3: Ariana Grande photographed in New York City on December 3, 2024. (Photo Credit: XNY/Star Max/GC Images) Getty Images

New York, NY – December 3: Ariana Grande is spotted in New York City on December 3, 2024. (Photo Credit: XNY/Star Max/GC Images) Getty Images

Ariana Grande is “evil” in real life too. This little home wrecker doesn’t earn any points from us because of her destructive personal choices. Her music is excruciating and we are tired of seeing her name appear in the headlines.

Next on the eviction list is Jennifer Lopez. It’s hard to even call her a “star” at this point, but if you’re going to exclude people, let’s not overlook her. She has no acting talent, she’s definitely bad at singing, and she’s dated as many men as we can keep track of, but no one seems to want to keep her around. The feeling is mutual. She’s probably about to make headlines for her dirty relationship with Didi, so do her a favor and help her get out the door.

Los Angeles, USA: Singer and actress Jennifer Lopez (left) poses with boyfriend Sean

Los Angeles, USA: Posing for photographers with boyfriend Sean “Puffy” Combs (right) at the 42nd Annual Grammy Awards held at Staples Center in Los Angeles on February 23, 2000. Singer and actress Jennifer Lopez (left). (Electronic image) AFP PHOTO VINCE BUCCI (Photo credit Vince Bucci/AFP via Getty Images)

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 12: (LR) Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox attend the 2021 MTV Video Music Awards held at Barclays Center on September 12, 2021 in Brooklyn, New York City. (Photo by Brian Bedder/MTV VMA 2021/Getty Images for MTV/ViacomCBS)

Los Angeles, California – April 7: Kim Kardashian attends the Los Angeles premiere of Hulu’s new show ‘The Kardashians’ held at Goya Studios on April 7, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Fraser Harrison/Getty Images, ABA)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 7: (From left) Alabama Barker, Reign Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, Travis Barker, Landon Barker and Atiana De La Hoya attend the Los Angeles premiere of Hulu's new show "kardashian family" At Goya Studios in Los Angeles, California on April 7, 2022. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic for ABA)

LOS ANGELES, CA – APRIL 7: (From left) Alabama Barker, Reign Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, Travis Barker, Landon Barker and Atiana De La Hoya at Goya Studios on April 7 Attended the Los Angeles premiere of Hulu’s new show “The Kardashians.” 2022, Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic for ABA)

Last, but definitely the most hated, is the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Please, Canada, take it all with you. We’ve been overexposed to the Kardashian-Jenner weirdos for years. If you never hear from them again, that’s great. The Kardashians have shown off every part of their bodies and shared too many details about their bizarre habits and sex lives. They love themselves much more than we do. They can definitely go.

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