The concession warfare is intensifying! And I’m everything for it!
The opening day of the new baseball season is around the corner, resulting in teams line-up and debuting their latest genius concession food.
Luckily, is it better than pushing a mammoth-sized heart attack into your throat while looking at a bit of a triangle cat? !
Damn, I love baseball season. (Related: The Texas Rangers reveal Gargantuan ‘Boomstick Burrito.
Anyway, travel to Minnesota and visit a minor league baseball team named St. Paul Saints.
Named 10,000 calorie land for Minnesota’s nicknamed 10,000 lake land, the iconic hot dog pulls pork, fries, mac, cheese and jalapenos.
Check out this bad boy:
We’ve heard you, @chef_saints. Currently, we have 10,000 calorie land installed in CHS Field! Join us for the full 6-foot-long hot dog experience with fries and 4 20 oz. drink! pic.twitter.com/otv2r2mxrk
– St. Paul Saints (@stpaulsaints) March 26, 2025
As mentioned above, I took up the Texas Rangers and their “Boomstick Burritos.” And I don’t know how big it is, how much I like Mexican food, or if someone is topping it.
Seriously, look at this:
The Rangers have a 24-inch burrito in this year’s game 🤯
Boomstick Burrito is made with 26-inch tortillas filled with rice, beans, seasoned taco meat, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, lettuce and sour cream
(via @Rangers)) pic.twitter.com/1peubt1lfu
– MLB (@MLB) March 25, 2025
Yeeeaaahhh…No one is topped with a “boomstick burrito.”
