The glory as a tropical type is real.
In the Pacific Ocean, scientists and marine biologists have made an absolutely brilliant discovery. It's the fact that we have a new species of dolphin. Times New Global.
This groundbreaking announcement comes after scientists conducted years of research and observations, leading the team to conclude that dolphins have several characteristics that distinguish them from other species of animals. This is so true that the dolphin also has its own name: Delphinus pacificus. (Related: Dolphins' Bradley Chubb may be out this season with torn ACL, pushing back on Super Bowl dreams in Miami)
Using a combination of physical exams, genetic analysis, and behavioral studies, scientists were able to identify my Miami Dolphins cousin (you know I had to look it up). To differentiate them, this particular species has unique display behavior and color patterns not found in other dolphins.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. There's a new species of dolphin, and I think it's incredibly cool.
Damn, I love these animals.
A pod of dolphins was caught on camera from the Moda North Bay Village Apartments in Miami, and the view was nothing short of spectacular. 🐬
Truly a magical city 💫🌴 pic.twitter.com/Z8XhQjlVte
— SoFlo Vibez 🌴 (@SoFloVibez) November 14, 2023
And as much as I think this discovery is totally awesome, the Miami Dolphins fan in me can't help but think this is a sign that they're not going to beat the Buffalo Bills this weekend and be eliminated from the AFC East. not…
…Yes, let's continue like this.
Gorfins!
But seriously, Miami, please don't choke the division…please!
