America’s first apology.
Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth appears to be flirting with Maga and President Donald Trump’s latest pro-American push. Includes executive order It renames the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. In a letter entitled “A Call for American Beers” on Wednesday, the CEO called on all American beer makers to drop “American” label “domestic.” (Subscribe to Mr. Right, a weekly newsletter on modern masculinity)
“I don’t like the word ‘domestic’. …We are asking the Anheuser-Busch team and our wholesalers to make changes. Change bar menu, change venue board, change signage, change reports, change terminology, and argue to Americans. We hope that other American brewers and wholesalers will join us,” Whitworth said. I wrote it.
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The word he continued is not “a false adjective that we use,” but it “doesn’t completely capture the spirit and passion that is inherent to the American beer industry and its brand.”
Whitworth’s proposal still apologises for dealing with conservative consumers like dilapidated dinosaurs, mainly because Anhauser Bush hasn’t yet apologized for dealing with its core. Because we haven’t done so, Whitworth’s suggestion is smaks.
Of course, I’m talking about how they refused to apologise for alienating conservatives when they used biological men posing as men to sell beer. Yes, they may have tinned the marketing executives behind the absurd decision to promote Dylan Mulbunny as a bad light influencer. But that’s not enough. Also, the new marketing scheme that involves college football teams and male comedians isn’t enough for the stunts the company pulled back in August 2024. (Related: Bud Light’s latest marketing scheme proves that they think you’re stupid)
Does Whitworth think that conservatives will pour models and buy a lot of Bud Light before the Super Bowl? Does he feel willing to compromise our principles for frivolous changes to his company? Apparently.
Also, I’m as parental as you can get, but I love the phrase “Ice-Cold Domestics.” It flows from the tongue. It reminds you of summer, the beach, and long, perfectly well-maintained fairways. You can’t take it from us without an apology first.