The Daily Caller Expanded Universe softball team received funding from the Middle East government on Tuesday night, going 18 to 15 at the Center for Strategic and International Affairs (CSIS), a Washington, D.C. think tank known for lobbying defense contractors. won.

After losing a tough decision to the Center for American Progress last week with an understaffed lineup, the Kohlers needed a big win to break the .500 batting average and return to the top spot in the playoffs. That’s exactly what they did, stopping CSIS’ rally in the closing laps with clutch hitting and quality defense.

The offense, one of three homers of the day, got off to an early start when traveling advertising salesman Jake Belluv hit a hanging curveball over the midfield fence. Video editor and street extraordinaire “Pretty Boy” Noah Pincus positions himself as the key bat in the batting lineup, firing multiple piss missiles from second in order while intimidating opponents in a cut-off T-shirt. established.

After a shaky start, Washington Examiner (Burf) investigative reporter Breccan Teese and Check Your Fact chief Nerd Elias Atienza in the corner put in quality efforts on the field, and the defense continued to He calmed down in the middle of the lap.

The decisive moment came with two outs in the top of the seventh, as the Kohlers held on to a two-point lead. Daily Caller Media reporter Brianna Lyman saved the inning with a single to left infield, then set up a killshot home run from three hitters to score three runs and give the Callers a five-run lead in the final. came to flame.

“I hit two in the shin and one on each side, but I managed to hit the ball and exert enough force to get to base,” Lyman told the scoop.

The 2-1 DC Think Tank Softball League Champions, the Daily Caller Expanded Universe team will be back in action next week against The Land Corporation.