Musk vs. Zuckerberg might actually happen.
At 3:35 a.m. ET Sunday (because it was 3:35 a.m. ET, of course), Twitter owner Elon Musk took to his social media platform (I refuse to call him “X”), saying: announced a cage fight between him and the meta boss.Mark Zuckerberg will be livestreamed X twitter.
On top of that, all proceeds will be donated to charities that help veterans, which I assumed would happen around the time Musk and Zack first started feuding.
The Zack vs. Mask fight will be streamed live on 𝕏.
All proceeds go to charity for veterans.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 6, 2023
In case you don’t know what’s going on, or just want to remind you, Musk challenged Zuckerberg to a cage match in June, and Meta accepted the offer.
“Send me your location,” Zuckerberg replied.
“Vegas Octagon,” Musk cheered back. “I have a wonderful trick that I call ‘Walrus.’ Just lie on your opponent and do nothing.” (Related: Fat men punch each other, one man’s pants keep falling off)
The two “combatants” reportedly received an offer from the Italian government to: Battle at Rome’s historic ColosseumHowever, as originally said, Las Vegas seems to be the most ideal location.
— Main (@maincommunity) August 6, 2023
And to make this whole thing even better (and more serious), the two are actually in training.
I’ve been lifting weights all day and getting ready for the competition.
I don’t have time to exercise, so I just take it to work.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 6, 2023
You already know how I feel about this…let’s get the party started!