It's Labor Day, and you're probably spending the day barbecuing, drinking, and spending time with your family. Maybe there's even a little friendly competition between dads. Who can get the perfect grill marks?
In the spirit of today, why not get our politicians to do the same?
Americans have lost faith in our elections. With Democrats dismantling voter safety measures across the country, it's hard to trust the rules anymore. There's only one way to ensure fairness: it's time for a presidential cookoff.
Each team will prepare the best meal they can, and a panel of Top Chef judges will decide who will be the next president.
Kamala Harris, J.D. Vance, and Tim Walz are all Skills in the kitchenThe Wall Street Journal reported.
Harris can crack an egg with one hand, he says, and he travels with a secret herb blend, so he might prepare a Thanksgiving-style feast: “Kosher salt, freshly ground pepper… like you'd whisk a baby,” he said, explaining how he would prepare a turkey.
Harris posts a series of cooking videos on YouTube, and one thing I've noticed so far is that she's mastered the art of cracking eggs with one hand. pic.twitter.com/oNzjeKIztY
— Jacob Rubashkin (@JacobRubashkin) July 22, 2024
Vance may go the fusion route — his wife describes him as a “good biscuit chef,” but he's also learned a lot from his Indian mother-in-law — and he can make a great biscuit. Chana MasalaA spicy dish made with chickpeas and potatoes.
See, I don't really like spice. pic.twitter.com/u9yadJBMh2
— Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) August 15, 2024
Waltz won't do that, because “I'm not a big fan of spice.” But he did create a Turkey Trot Tater Tot Hot Dish that won first place at the Minnesota State Legislature's cook-off four years in a row. So maybe he'll create his own twist on the All-American barbecue.
That leaves Donald Trump, who has a personal chef on call at any time and it's hard to imagine him cooking for himself, but he does regularly frequent the restaurants of famous Michelin-star chefs. Jean-Georges VongerichtenHe's been working at a Central Park restaurant for decades, and maybe the chef can teach him a thing or two.
May the best chef win!
