Throughout the Democratic National Convention, Democrats made a big show of being “normal” and supporting “freedom” and traditional patriotic values. They tried their best, but of course it was all a lie, and there is nothing normal about them.
Allow me to guide you through the strange world of the Democratic Party's weirdos, but first, let's go inside!
Be careful, this is a dangerous road. Stay alert as we make our way through the crowds of immoral protesters. They are all fanatics.
Witness different causes. Do you want to see the destruction of Israel? Donate to Hamas? Maybe transgender rights are more for you. Or think bigger picture. There are real idealists here who want a global intifada, a global communist revolution. Purple hair here, blue hair there. Is that a man or a woman?
“Excuse me, should we burn the American flag?”
In Kamala's America you can burn the American flag. 🔥🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/9RgDsv5DE7
— Joe Zykan (@JoeZykan) August 21, 2024
Over there is a Planned Parenthood free spay/neuter clinic. Excuse me, I mean a free abortion and vasectomy “health” unit. Nothing embodies “family values” like a mobile clinic for life's little failings.
“Now, everyone, let's sort out reproductive rights while finger painting the Hamas flag!”
Why is “Joy” the new Democrat word?
Planned Parenthood's mobile abortion clinic killed more than 25 babies at the Democratic National Convention.
This is not joy, it is pure evil. pic.twitter.com/VE8hoi1fYB
— Ryan McEnany (@RyannMcEnany) August 22, 2024
So what is this? A girl holding a sign with the N-word boldly emblazoned on it. Is this a malicious “white supremacist”? Who knows. Maybe she's just an overzealous drama kid striving for an A+ in performance art. Or, like the rest of her companions, maybe this is all a desperate plea for attention.
A ridiculously dressed white supremacist was spotted marching at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. pic.twitter.com/GaMUNHQOBP
— HumanoidXMTR 🏴 (@humanoidxmtr) August 19, 2024
Now, step into the world where the real circus begins.
Apparently, it was too late to meet our beloved leader. Joe Biden may have become president, but that didn't mean he secured a primetime spot. No, the shadowy figures behind the curtain wouldn't allow it. Biden spoke some time ago, in the middle of the night. Some say that if you listen closely, you can still hear his voice fading…
Then there's the King and Queen of the Democratic Party, but who knows who owns which title? The Obamas have been on the throne for over a decade, and yet they're still growing resentment. What's that, Michelle? say You will “never benefit” from “generational wealth.” $3,000 pantsuit For this speech.
It doesn't get any better than this.
“She understands that most of us will never have the benefit of learning from our mistakes. We will never have the benefit of the affirmative action of generational wealth.” Michelle Obama
— Dave Cavell (@DavidFCavell) August 21, 2024
So, take this preventative medicine before you go to your next exhibit. You can never be too careful when you're around these ladies.
Just look at Harris' hot ladies. Here's everything you need to act like a lady at the DNC. Gumball machine Plan B, pregnancy tests, and UTI remedies. There's even a bad girl boxing section. And if mean girls aren't enough for you, there's a wall of hot ladies and a wall of not-so-hot ladies. All you need is a Burn Book.
“Hot People Supporting Harris” at the DNC featured Plan B, pregnancy tests, a wall of weirdos and a wall of hot people.
But the Republican Party is weird. pic.twitter.com/LZUInWZwRQ
— TikTok Library (@libsoftiktok) August 22, 2024
Who's stomping onto the stage? Minnesota Governor Tim Walz comes gesticulating. A wave here, a fist pump there, watch as he paces and conducts an invisible orchestra. Is he really a dopey dad or a wide-eyed communist in disguise? You have to admire his acting skills.
And it looks like he inherited the acting gene. “I love you, Dad,” shouts little Timmy from the balcony. Watch as he stands and cheers, waving just as enthusiastically as his old man. Like father, like son, but how many times has he rehearsed this in front of the mirror?
Tim Walz's full speech at the Democratic National Convention: “We Fight and We Win!” pic.twitter.com/VFwiM8eBaR
— Blue Georgia (@BlueATLGeorgia) August 22, 2024
To be fair, Don Jr. would probably react the same way if his father told him “I love you.”
— Mike Norton (@NortonMpls) August 22, 2024
Speaking of kids, just look at Kamala Harris' beloved stepdaughter, who crawled out of the sewers of Bushwick to show her support. Her tapestry of tattoos tells the story of her life, but it's her camo Harris Waltz hat that's the true statement piece. Why is this quirky girl wearing hunting gear? Ironically, hunting gear is all the rage right now. She wears it because she thinks it's ugly, and she wants you to know how she feels about people who share her hobby in all seriousness.
Ella Emhoff being part of the First Family could potentially radicalize American parents. I'm all for women living the life they want, but this is a nightmare scenario for most people with daughters. pic.twitter.com/Khjd1vPPFR
— Richard Hanania (@Richardhanania) August 20, 2024
Unfortunately, the strange happenings fest is coming to an end. But don't worry, you can still take home a souvenir: record a Tik Tok dance for posterity. If Gen Z doesn't go out and do a Tik Tok dance, have they really left the house?
Follow Dancing on the DNC floor dc: Us!!! #dance #twins #DemocraticNationalConvention #PiercingTwins #fyp #page #fypshiviral #viral #guess ♬ GUESS featuring Billie Eilish – Charlie XCX & Billie Eilish
Democrats are all talk but no action. Whatever they do, they ooze weirdness. Sadly, the DNC tour is over. But don't worry: if our wacky heroes win in November, we'll be getting another four years of wacky shows.
