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Give Me A Break! Macon Bacon Being Pressured To Change Name Over ‘Glorification Of Bacon’ (You Read That Correctly)

They’re trying to steal our bacon, America!

A medical association has set up billboards in Georgia targeting the fanbase of the Macon Bacon college summer league baseball team. Not only that, but the group wrote a letter to the president of the Bacon Company.

is above Interstate 16, a billboard for the Physicians’ Board of Responsible Medicine calls on Macon fans to “Don’t put the bacon in your plate.” In a letter to team president Brandon Raphael, he accused the team of glorifying good old American bacon.

“Macon Bacon glorifying bacon, a processed meat that increases the risk of colorectal cancer and other illnesses, sends the wrong message to fans,” said DHSc, RD, nutrition education program manager at CDCES. A letter from Anna Harvey says: “We strongly encourage you to update your team name to Macon Facon Bacon and promote plant-based bacon alternatives such as Facon Bacon and Mushroom Bacon to help keep your fans healthy. Macon Bacon Mascot. As for Kevin, who is, he can actually reveal that it’s plant-based bacon.”

in a statement to WGXA-TVRafael had the most brilliant response to the group.

“While we are disappointed that our branding has been disapproved by the Board of Physicians for Responsible Care, Macon and Bacon do not see themselves as glorifying an unhealthy lifestyle. Rather, we pride ourselves on being a fun-loving organization focused on connecting families and communities in Middle Georgia and beyond,” Rafael said.

“We are extremely proud of the naming rights to (fan-named) Macon Bacon. Because you can see the smiles and laughter of the people.” We are a family-friendly organization and are very grateful to our fans.

Yes, our concession menu offers bacon-based options, but our association has a menu with plenty of other meal variations so fans can choose what to eat while enjoying their time at the ballpark. developed. -Base option. That was apparently not mentioned in the group’s complaint.

This leaves Macon bacon to burn forever and no name change is considered. ever. “

“Oh, that’s unhealthy”…yes, and literally everything else as well.

Oh, I’m sick of this group or that group (oh, another group out there) telling me what to do over every little thing. Hey, this is America. America has something called freedom. And sorry to all you Killjoys out there (not really), I’m going to drink a nice tall glass of freedom right now and do whatever I want. If you want bacon, eat it. And what could be more American than eating bacon? (Related: Former NFL star Benjamin Watson publishes pro-life book)

Just keep people alive, dude. Just make people American.

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