Are you ready to die of disgust? Democratic Gov. of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, interviewed us on this glorious Friday.
Forget rampant fentanyl addiction, the sudden rise in serial killers, and deadly extreme weather. Now is the time for Barbie dolls. according to To Whitmer’s Twitter feed.
“Now, Barbie, let’s go to reign,” Whitmer (or the entourage who hates her) wrote to the governor’s followers.
“This Barbie is the great 49th Governor of Michigan [Barbie], Fuchsia is my power color,” the caption reads.
Come on, Barbie, let’s go reign.
This Barbie is the great 49th Governor of Michigan @ Barbie, Fuchsia is my power color. 💗 I am dedicated to fighting for a state where all Michigans can thrive, regardless of background. pic.twitter.com/F8Qq9gSrEL
— Governor Gretchen Whitmer (@GovWhitmer) July 20, 2023
Whitmer uses the Barbie brand to promotion What her office is doing is so random, so weird, I don’t even know where to start.
she reportedly She plans to fix “the damn road from Ann Arbor to Escanaba” so that her Barbie doll can “cruise the Great Lakes, enjoy the beautiful scenery, and turn every trip into an adventure.”
another director It was probably focused on “electrification” and “battery manufacturing” for electric vehicles. This tweet was actually quite interesting. Because I didn’t know that Michigan, under Mr. Whitmer’s leadership, was funding the African child slave trade, which is closely intertwined with the source of electric vehicle battery materials.
Michigan jumps into the driver’s seat and is in a speed drive state. ⚡
Hard-working Michigans are leading the way in electrification, mobility, and American battery manufacturing.@Chevrolet,are you coming? pic.twitter.com/QWaR7LVKHm
— Governor Gretchen Whitmer (@GovWhitmer) July 20, 2023
Whitmer clearly wasn’t satisfied with just posting about Barbie dolls on social media. She thought it would be a good idea for her, or anyone at her job who had no idea what she was doing, to post a ridiculous amount of tweets from the governor’s official account. Such behavior makes it very difficult to suspend her parody account on the platform.
at least 2 posts feature A generic brunette doll with a Michigan flag and it’s weird All state capitals. I’ll be honest, watching these videos gives me a “I just took cocaine and can’t control my hyperactivity in public” vibe. (Related article: ‘Big Boy’ Anthony Wiener goes insane when someone suggests ‘Big Girl’ Hillary Clinton has a body count)
Guys, tweets like this prove how disrespectful you are by elected officials. And it should hurt your feelings.
