I could barely watch the video to the end…embarrassing!

A Las Vegas man who works as a sideshow performer in real life has set some astounding Guinness World Records.

Because his record includes scenes of him swallowing a sword and pulling a car by his eye socket… how on earth?!

I told you so. (RELATED: Yankees fans react to Red Sox home run by firing ball onto field like an absolute bomb)

Appearing on the Italian TV show Lo Show Dei Record taped in Milan, Andrew Stanton attempted to break the record for the heaviest weight pulled using an eye socket, as well as the heaviest weight lifted using both eye sockets while swallowing a sword. Sounds wild, but just wait until you see the video.

In his first record attempt, Stanton attached a large metal hook to his eye socket and attempted to pull a vehicle (a Cadillac) with a driver on it across the stage of a television show. The total weight was 5,319.75 lb.

His second record, the first ever to be held by anyone else, was swallowing a sword with a hook in his eye socket in order to pull up an assistant weighing 129.63 pounds.

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