With all the news going around these days, here's a quick summary of what you might have missed.
The Alabama Supreme Court, like the Baptist Convention of Preachers Subcommittee appointed to crack down on dirty dancing among young people, has decided that unused IVF eggs should be treated as human beings. I put it down. With “Bama” things have changed. Once upon a time, there was a group called the KKK, a group of people wearing white coats who absolutely terrified black people. Now, the state's highest court is filled with white people in black robes who absolutely terrify white people.
On the bright side, Alabama's frustrated would-be mothers can look forward to “Take Your Fetus to Work Day” next year.
The University of Texas has removed four Confederate statues. What's worse is that all four entered the portal to play at Ole Miss.
Biden visited a cemetery in Delaware and opened his campaign headquarters there. It was a great PR stunt, until the cemetery checked his vital signs and showed identification before he was allowed to leave.
The border remains a disaster, with criminals, sex traffickers, fentanyl, and murderers flooding into our cities. Biden thinks we are gullible enough to blame these problems on the Republicans. In one poll, 70% of people questioned said the border was “too open.” The remaining 30% of him said, “Comments are a sin.”
As you know, it's election time. Battleground states suddenly become important. Biden finally visited East Palestine, Ohio, where he made peace with the February 2023 train accident there that caused a toxic chemical spill. He immediately accused Israel of overreaching in East Palestine.
Biden's arrival marked the impoverished city's second train wreck in a year.
Nikki Haley continues to lose and cling to a well-funded campaign. Her campaign will go down in history as the longest commentator interview in Fox News history. If Trump defeats her again, Biden's Justice Department will likely file domestic assault charges against her.
Genetic testing of Joe Biden's family revealed that his great-grandfather, Moses Robinette, was a corporal in the Union Army and was likely attacked by another Union soldier named Private “Corn Pop.'' Robinette was convicted of attempted murder but pardoned by Republican President Abraham Lincoln.
Elon Musk takes space exploration even further. The United States recently landed on the moon again and is planning to land on Mars in a few years. Both visits are important. We know this because a Dollar General showed up right after we visited.
Trump was found guilty in a grueling New York City bank fraud trial and ordered to pay a $350 million fine to the local authorities that convicted him. Democrats live in a world where they prosecute private sector loans that are fully repaid while ensuring that students don't have to repay their loans to the Treasury Department.
In Florida, a judge valued Mar-a-Lago at $20 million (as appraised by the county tax assessor) when it was clearly worth more than $1 billion. This 126-room mansion sits on 17 oceanfront acres on Palm Beach Island. But Republicans are coming together to help Trump pay for this. Former Sen. Fred Thompson and actor Tom Selleck proposed a reverse mortgage so Trump wouldn't lose his home in retirement.
Biden was cleared by the Justice Department of keeping secret documents that were apparently stolen because he was too crazy to remember things and could not stand trial. be. President Trump then referred to Nikki Haley as “Nancy Pelosi,” E. Jean Carroll as “Marla Maples,” and his wife as “Mercedes.” It is clear that he is setting up a “Biden defense team” to prevent the special counsel from touching him in the future.
Disney continues to struggle. Its “woke” movies have lost billions and California's leftist policies are insulting middle America. Mickey Mouse now wears Gavin Newsom's watch.
Traditional liberal corporate media outlets such as the LA Times, Newsweek, NBC News, and Sports Illustrated continue to make historic layoffs. They have fired more than 30,000 “journalists” and other workers since 2020. Due to this self-inflicted wound, they stopped reporting and began to become an arm of the DNC. But the good news is that many “journalists” find jobs at Starbucks in nice white neighborhoods, where they serve coffee and write “racist” on the cup.
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