“Harris wants to learn from Clinton campaign” is quite possibly the funniest headline of all time. Seriously, it's making my sides hurt from laughing so hard.

In defense of The Hill, The fragment The article is almost a satire of Hillary Clinton's failure to break the glass ceiling, and Harris “had the advantage of learning lessons” from Clinton's spectacular failure. It points out three areas in which Harris has learned and adapted:

First, unlike Hillary's embarrassing “I'm with Her” campaign, Harris doesn't lean into the “historic nature” of the presidency. Instead, she chooses to talk about “freedom” and “the future.” That may be true for Harris herself, but it's hard to tell when her sycophants keep telling us we're sexist and racist if we don't vote for her.

Second, Clinton ran such a clean campaign that at the time, “Democrats didn't want to get into a quagmire with Trump,” but now, as one Democratic strategist told The Hill, they “wanted to get into a quagmire with Trump.” [normal] “The rules no longer apply.” Is this a joke?

As the instigator of Russiagate, Clinton ran the dirtiest, most rebellious campaign in American history. Democrats have spent the last two years trying to put Donald Trump behind bars, and now they're finally saying it's time to back off?

Russiagate didn't work for Clinton, and today's voters are much smarter. Playing dirty won't help Harris' chances.

TOP SHOT – U.S. Vice President and 2024 Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris boards Air Force Two from Joint Base Andrews, Maryland, to Houston, Texas, on July 31, 2024. (Photo by Kevin Lamarque/Pool/AFP via Getty Images)

And finally, the time frame. Unlike Clinton, who had a fierce primary battle, Harris was just nominated, and it took voters years to realize just how unpleasant she was. “Not much is known about Harris,” The Hill points out, and if she can hide her unpleasantness for the next few weeks, she should be able to strut her way into the White House.

Well, Handler had better make sure she doesn't go off script.

Hillary's incompetence may provide some real insight, but Harris and her campaign management don't seem to notice it. On the bright side, if Harris wins, at least Clinton will get to see the first woman president. And it won't be her.

Check out Gage Clipper's editorial on Tim Waltz.

As soon as Joe Biden dropped out of the race, left-leaning meme makers on Twitter did everything they could to make Kamala Harris look like a cool millennial. “Sassy” summer! Coconut! All neon green, all the time.

Now, with the selection of Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as his vice president, those same shadowy forces are trying to mold him into exactly what Democrats want him to be: a walking dad joke.

One Joke Lover Walz was “fiddled with a lawnmower carburetor” outside the White House because “he didn't like that nasty knocking noise.”

What about his career as a high school football coach? It doesn't get any more bloody than this. The word is already spreading on social media. Don't worry, he tones down all that toxic masculinity and even heads the school's gay-straight alliance. Strong and kind? Any liberal cat-loving woman will be smitten.

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