For weeks, Democrats have been blasting J.D. Vance as a “lunatic.”
It's a strange way of looking at things. If it's strange to be smart, articulate, successful, and have a beautiful family, then so am I. But now I'm starting to think that maybe the liberals have a point…
TMZ captured photos of Vance swimming in sunny Southern California over the weekend, and you might be wondering what's so weird about that?
Well, he kept his shirt on.
#JDVance He went to the luxury La Jolla resort, The Lodge at Torrey Pines, on Saturday and jumped into the pool with his shirt on.
See photos: https://t.co/d41LmRjCYH pic.twitter.com/nBN4FuFYte
— TMZ (@TMZ) September 8, 2024
Sorry, I'm no liberal, but I'm also no partisan hack, and I have to be clear: men who swim with their shirts on are weird.
If you're a chubby teenager, maybe you can get away with it — just remember that a soaked t-shirt clinging to unflattering parts of your body will draw far more attention to you and the insecurities you're trying to hide. But if you're a grown man, it's time to be brave and do something about it.
Vance seems like a pretty confident guy, so what's going on?
Is it a body image issue? What horrible skin condition is he hiding from the American public? Does he have a deformed twin brother growing up underneath him?
Sure, he's a handsome, reasonably well-built man, but not necessarily as muscular as RFK Jr. If Barack Obama had no qualms about showing off his svelte figure, Small arms There's no reason Vance can't #FreeTheNip when he's at the beach.
So the liberals finally scored a point, but when you tally up the weirdness scoreboard, they have no match.
Vance may swim in his shirt, but the Democratic Party is the party of child drag shows, racial communism and child sacrifice. This isn't just “weird,” it's evil.
