It’s hellish, but it’s not actually a bad idea by the NFL.

When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I was writing about football players taking drug tests while they were taking drug tests. Saquon Berkley. But here we are. And, after all, it’s a Super Bowl Ricks week, a few days to get to the “big game.”

Berkley appeared on the “Big Placeray” podcast with her host and teammates on Wednesday Darius Srey JR. During the show, Berkley and Slay were caught up in the subject of NFL drug testing and discussed the eccentricity that comes with it. (Related: Hinged leftist Keith Olberman is hilariously roasted after losing his heart completely against racism at the end of the NFL)

And Saquon, well, he put it all on the table.

“The craziest thing I’ve ever had was New York. I couldn’t pee,” Berkley said. “But I had to sh*t, and they were waiting for me. And you, of course, when you go to the bathroom, there’s a bit of a piss coming out, so I do. I was able to get it. I think so.”

clock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyivikj791U

Life can throw some curveballs at you, man.

This morning I was preparing for my daughter’s homeschool. I prepared their reading lessons, prepared math classes, and because it is a Thursday when history/social science is hit on our schedule, we responded to the orders of the Florida government and “Communism.” “I am.” I continue to teach you the lesson. I’m homeschooling girls very seriously. Very seriously.

…To be thrown into a blog about Saquon Berkley taking sh*t once I’ve finished my plans.

lmao… I love my life.