The elites always try to distract us when a major story about their global pedophile cabal is about to break out. They will try to distract us from their sins with bread and circuses by fabricating migrant caravans, assassinating the prime minister, or, as they did this week, sacrificing a gay president.
But nothing could distract us from the bombshell release of the Epstein documents that began Wednesday. This is the granddaddy of them all, a great kahuna, a pearl for online conspiracy theorists who have been proven more and more correct in recent years. They knew that a vicious racial attack against the plagiarizing university president was not enough, so they tried a different strategy. The idea was to distract us with the document itself. (Related: First court documents listing Jeffrey Epstein Associates are unsealed)
First, the document's release came a day later than observers expected. It then became clear that they would trickle out over several weeks, potentially weakening their impact. The release also included major names like Michael Jackson. But when all else failed, what was the emergency glass-breaking strategy to distract the public from the ball?
Stephen Hawking is said to be participating in an orgy with children.
Stephen Hawking on Epstein's Island: pic.twitter.com/0x58wZmBxo
— 🥷!! ️ (@TheYeniverse) January 4, 2024
That's all I can think of. Wednesday's Epstein dossier reveals that Stephen Hawking, the paraplegic scientist and iRobot star, accused of participating in an orgy With underage girls on Epstein's island.
Let's stop for a moment and think about how this works. Stephen Hawking had three children with his first wife, a nurse, before they separated, but those were relatively early in his illness. It is conceivable that at that stage of his life he may still have been fully functional.
Stephen Hawking heads to Epstein Island after hearing it's a 2-for-1 children's special. pic.twitter.com/RKU6lR1GBk
— Hard videos (@vidsthatgohard) January 4, 2024
But what about after that? The 90s, 2000s, and beyond? Did Mr. Roboto have group-style relationships with Epstein's child sex army? That's completely unbelievable. You cannot talk dirty in Speaking and Spelling.
come. here. baby. Let me. myself. show. good. time.
Just typing that makes me tired.
As soon as Stephen Hawking arrived on Epstein Island, pic.twitter.com/Jj9qFLppCC
— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) January 4, 2024
That doesn't make any sense at all, unless there's a new sex position called “scarecrow sitting” that this gamer doesn't know about yet. Then again, maybe he just liked watching. After all, he once told his wife, “I don't care if he's with another man, as long as she still loves him”…
Private security guards watch as Stephen Hawking's orders arrive on Epstein's island pic.twitter.com/ljnv0l6Jq5
— Scott Chegg (@buckfastbadlad) January 4, 2024
However, the distraction seems to have worked. The internet is ablaze with Stephen Hawking memes. At least they're interesting.
Dr. Stephen Hawking on Epstein Island pic.twitter.com/ajlUalgACI
— Taha (@tahaactually) January 4, 2024
