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Iowa Restaurant Rolls Out Caucus Menu, Including The ‘Meatball Ron’ And An Orange Kielbasa Based On … Um …

The Des Moines, Iowa, restaurant served up a heaping array of caucus-themed dishes on Friday, but there are some additions they'd like to add to the menu.

Zombie Burger is located in downtown Des Moines and is clearly home to some very talented (and very funny) people. chef. From 'Mama Aswamy's Spaghetti' to 'Meatball Ron', they didn't shy away from his 2024 themed food. explained Written by Axios.

The “Mama Aswamy” is a vegetarian sandwich apparently made with spaghetti, paying homage to Republican candidate Vivek Ramaswamy's enthusiasm for Eminem (as if anyone doesn't like Eminem?).

“Meatball Ron” is…weird. It's a meatball patty with mozzarella, marinara, garlic, and friend bananas, served atop a “hidden” slice of garlic bread (alluding to the heel lift Ron is said to be wearing). Masu). I've never heard of that before, but I'm here for it. Bananas are the best, I would die on this hill. We are planning to ship it on Saturday, so please let us know what you think.

On Sundays, you'll be able to order “American History 101.” Double pimento cheese patty with bacon, pulled pork, okra, and Carolina gold sauce. It's simple and there's nothing new or interesting about it.

And on Monday, “Day One Dic-Tator” begins (remember when we said President Trump would only be a dictator in 2021?) “first day” This is Flamin' Hot Cheetos Orange Kielbasa with Russian Dressing. It's orange sausage, right? What does that symbolize?

It may sound silly, but I believe this song has the best flavor of all, with hints of freedom and a feel of the era just before World War III. . (Related: Can't take a dump on a plane? Kamala has your back, brother)

There's also a Biden-themed milkshake made with Sleepy Time tea-flavored syrup.

But since it's Friday, I thought I'd share some Friday Funday menu ideas. How about “McBiden Bites”? He had two soggy buns, a vegetable patty (because President Joe Biden is primarily a vegetable), and ice cream. Or how about the Kamala Burger, which comes with half a bun and some outside ketchup. If you don't like that, some ugly woman in an even uglier suit comes out and says you're a racist.