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Kansas City Chiefs Drop The Corniest Playoff ‘Hype’ Video Of All-Time And Deserve To Lose For This Straight Up Trash

No, I'm not just saying this because I'm a Miami Dolphins fan.

At this point, we're just days away from the NFL playoffs, which will likely see the Super Bowl LVIII contenders trying to get the fans excited for their departure to Las Vegas. Well, unless you're the Kansas City Chiefs. Next, I'm going to make a no-nonsense Hallmark romance movie as my “hype” video.

In other words, it's “soft.”

The Chiefs posted the video on social media on Wednesday. It's packed with cameos that you won't care about unless you're a Kansas City fan (which seemed to help), but it's an excruciating 2 minutes and 50 seconds long.

And shockingly, Taylor Swift isn't participating. But Donna Kelce is!

It's very frustrating.

And as society gets softer, so does our football — sad.

Hey guys, here's the hype video. Hallmark movie! Not so long ago, we were spoiled by big hits and music that made us want to punch someone. These days, cupcake stains arrive. And it all starts with the Kansas City Chiefs. This franchise is one that I will never root for again under any circumstances (though I'll bet on them with my unemotional gambling butt).

In a matter of months, they gave us a Hallmark movie with Taylor Swift. (Related: Dolphins vs. Chiefs game is set to feature some miserable weather, but Miami fans are taking it surprisingly cool)

To do that, we have to lose this Saturday. garbage.