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‘Miami’s Gonna Smoke Em’: Scottie Scheffler Drops Genius One-Liner Against Louisville That Ages Like Fine Wine

Damn, it feels good to be a Miami Hurricanes fan!

PGA superstar Scotty Scheffler He had no problem talking about how he felt when he was selected for the Louisville vs. Louisville game. 6th place Miami On Saturday, he appeared as a guest picker on ESPN’s “College Game Day.” The most recent episode took place in Austin, Texas. (Related: Florida State fan eats literal dog poop after losing bet after Seminoles’ crushing loss against Duke)

Scheffler, who was arrested by Louisville Metro Police in May for a traffic accident during the PGA Championship, was accused of exactly what he was doing: setting up the Cardinals’ football program (a.k.a. the handcuffed Louisville police officer who slapped him) and profiting from it. He posted a genius sentence. Praise be to my staff.

“Don’t take things personal to Louisville, a great city, love the people, but I think Miami will smoke them out,” Scheffler said with a smile while officially nominating the U.S. spoke.

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Miami really does give you a Grade A feel, and a tweet I posted earlier sums it up well.

College football is once again a South Florida thing and we couldn’t be happier — COCKY CANES fans are back!