Philadelphia Phillies right fielder Nick Castellanos gave a very insightful answer when asked why Scooby-Doo is his favorite superhero, as seen in a video shared Monday. returned.

KTVZ anchor Noah Chast Asked Castellanos expanded on his earlier statement that Scooby-Doo is his favorite superhero. “I didn’t know Scooby-Doo was a superhero,” Chast admitted to the tired-looking Castellanos. “Can you tell me about this superhero legend?”

“So, first of all, he’s a dog that can talk,” Castellanos replied, completely deadpan. “And he saves… solves mysteries. So I think dogs that can talk and solve mysteries and help people are superheroes.”

“First of all, he’s a dog…and he can talk.”

I asked Nick Castellanos why Scooby-Doo is his favorite superhero and got this insightful answer. https://t.co/MCtm6XmO98 pic.twitter.com/leRDlZkUKM

— Noah Chast KTVZ (@NoahCastTV) July 10, 2023

It is basically impossible to deny the logic in Castellanos’ reply. Where would the world be without Scooby-Doo? Surely more globalist elites would run around in silly masks, constantly trying to kill us (or is that Klaus Schwab’s usual face?) huh?). (Related: Globalist group run by famous Bond villain cosplayer removes FTX from website)

Personally, I think Castellanos’ logic is so harsh that I’m going to change the top spot on my superhero roster to Scooby-Doo as well. I can’t believe how much time I’ve wasted on being incredibly disappointed in every Batman except Christian Bale, and Batman isn’t even that cool. He also needs a lot of therapy and needs to overcome his silly victim complex.

Scooby-Doo also performs incredible superhero acts while eating food (aka Scooby Snacks). What more could you want from a superhero?