Sorry, PETA. You are absolutely not interested in this.
The big game is finally approaching. You already know what that means. It's a Super Bowl party. This is one of those times of year when we have an excuse to go full pig by overindulging in pizza, chicken wings, beer, and other hearty foods.
But PETA is trying to ruin Super Bowl parties everywhere. Not sane enough to feed us amazing chicken wings on the most beautiful day ever.
Check out this totally ridiculous social media post.
your #Super Bowl The “snack” took her life. pic.twitter.com/qC1LsEQPKT
— Peta (@peta) February 7, 2024
But I wasn't the only one who was annoyed by PETA's “kindness,” and America didn't respond to it either.
To be fair, they don't fly.
— Khorne (@chaosgodkhorne) February 7, 2024
I should have learned to fly away then.
— Corando (@corandog) February 9, 2024
So Sunday's Super Bowl is supposed to be a special time of year when all of America comes together for at least one day, and no… PETA won't even let us do that anymore.
I appreciate PETA's goofy jokes, but one of the reasons I'm writing this blog is because I like to do little things to them and they just laugh about it . They know they're a bunch of weirdos and they do it because they love animals so much, but there's no harm in it. But still…do you really need to chase Super Bowl chicken wings? (Related article: Elite catch: 1,000-pound great white shark captured by fisherman off Miami Beach)
Not cool, PETA. Not cool.
