Needless to say…I won’t be in the ocean for the time being.

Thousands of sharks may be eating cocaine off the coast of Florida. The cocaine was left behind by drug smugglers who tried to smuggle illegal drugs into the United States. And here we are talking about cola bales.

Marine biologist Tom Hurd wanted to figure out if sharks were in contact with cocaine, and the talented Discovery Channel crew decided to turn it into a full-fledged Shark Week documentary called “Cocaine Sharks.” Great name. Clearly “Cocaine Bear”.

“The deeper story here is how chemicals, pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs are entering our waterways – our oceans – and how they may continue to impact these delicate marine ecosystems,” said Hild, known as “Blowfish.” live science.

Take the bait: First there was the “cocaine bear” and now…the shark. Why scientists believe thousands of sharks are taking this drug: https://t.co/X38020Tn0p pic.twitter.com/Bhm5gIWDcH

— Fox News (@FoxNews) July 20, 2023

The funny thing is that someone else actually put out a movie called “Cocaine Shark,” but it’s so low-budget and disgustingly terrifyingly made that it’s hilarious.

While we’re at it, check out the trailer:

how it looks shark The giant shrimp killed me, and the movie looks so terrifying that it made me want to watch it for a good laugh. And then I learned that there could be real cocaine sharks, just like there are real cocaine bears. (Related article: Swimmers injured by dolphins in Japan)

This world I say to you I love it and hate it at the same time. straight comedy.