‘VEEP’ Clips Go Viral As America Dry-Heaves At Kamala’s Potential Nomination
When a video comparing Vice President Kamala Harris to fictional “Veep” character Selina Meyer went viral on Sunday, the world once again found itself discovering that reality was a little too similar to art. America has never seen a more terrible leader, lawmaker, woman, or human being than Selina Meyer, the fake vice president who […]
‘Trump Is Going To Win’: Lincoln Project Co-Founder Blasts Biden’s Team, Says They ‘Gaslit America’
The co-founder of the anti-Trump group The Lincoln Project on Saturday accused President Joe Biden's team of misleading the public about the president's health. Biden has faced multiple calls to withdraw from the Democratic nomination following his poor performance in the June 27 CNN debate with former President Donald Trump. Former Republican strategist Steve Schmidt […]
America Officially Dethrones It’s Top-Selling Beer. All Hail The New King!
Congratulations, America. We just capped off one of the wildest and most historic weeks in modern history with a major win: Bud Light has officially been dethroned as the number one beer. Hooray for the new King Modelo Especial! After Bud Light executives decided to completely destroy the brand and careers by hiring Dylan Mulvaney, […]
27 Arrested, 55 Ejected After Smoke Clears From Chaos At Copa América, Police Say
Oh my gosh, what a wild night it was! The Copa America final between Argentina and Colombia was already a hard-fought contest, but on Sunday night Argentina ultimately won 1-0 to claim their 16th title in the tournament's history. But that score paled in comparison to the score given by Miami-Dade Police. When the pre-game […]
EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Jr. To Headline ‘America First Convention Fest’ At Republican National Convention
Milwaukee, Wisconsin – Donald Trump Jr., the son of 2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, and several other America First conservatives will headline the America First Convention Festival at the Republican National Convention, The Daily Caller first reported. During the Republican National Convention, America First Works (AFW) and the America First Policy Institute (AFPI) will […]
Divider-In-Chief Joe Biden Has No Idea How To Unify America
President Joe Biden made the right decision to speak from the Oval Office on Sunday night, calling for much-needed unity in the country after the assassination attempt on President Donald Trump. But like the shooter, he completely missed the point. “My fellow Americans, tonight I want to speak to you about the need to ease […]
Argentina Wins Record 16th Copa América Championship After Victory Over Colombia
Congratulations Argentina! American Warriors! Argentina, the defending Copa America champions, found themselves without their best player in Lionel Messi (you know, the GOAT) but still managed to beat Colombia in the final to win their record 16th Copa title. 1-0. The substitution secured the victory Lautaro Martinez The goal came late in overtime at Miami's […]
Copa América Final Hit With Long Delay After Fans Rush Gates
This, ladies and gentlemen, is South American football at its finest! The kick-off time for the 2024 Copa America final between Colombia and Argentina in Miami was delayed by more than 75 minutes on Sunday because of a security breach that allowed fans to break through the main entrance gate. The match was originally scheduled […]
CHRISTIAN WHITON: The Day America Changed
A lot happened at 6:11 p.m. July 13, Butler, PennsylvaniaIt produced one of the most sudden and uniquely defining moments of our political era. At that moment, a bullet fired by 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Crooks struck former President Donald Trump in the ear and came close to killing someone nearby. After falling to the ground […]
‘America … Is Going To Get New T*ts’: Bill Maher Scolds Dems To ‘Stop F*cking Around,’ Replace Biden
Comedian Bill Maher on “Real Time with Bill Maher” Friday scolded Democrats to “stop fooling around” and replace President Joe Biden. Following Biden's poor performance against former President Trump in the June 27 debate, panicked Democrats reportedly met privately to discuss the possibility of removing Biden from the running for president in 2024. Maher said […]
