New York Yankees Move Step Closer To Making Return To World Series Glory After Punching Tickets To ALCS
It’s almost there! Subway series 2024! New York Yankees starting pitcher gerrit cole They had a really great game Thursday night, giving up just one run in seven innings against the Kansas City Royals. 3-1 victory Kudos to the Pinstripes for qualifying for the American League Championship Series (ALCS). (Related: Yankees vs. Royals ALDS Game […]
Florida Panthers Raise Their Stanley Cup Banner, And The Championship Glory Is Straight Up Aura
Palm trees and championships! (Even a Category 5 hurricane!) The party has been going on all summer, and the moment has finally arrived. The Florida Panthers are now protect Stanley Cup Champion. After a great offseason that featured celebrations and easily reintroduced one of the National Hockey League’s best rosters, the Cardiac Cats begin their […]
USMNT Finally Fires Gregg Berhalter After Disastrous Copa América, And Now It’s Time To Gear Up For World Cup Glory
So now I feel a lot more secure about the 2026 World Cup. We just need to hire the right people. The United States Men's National Team (USMNT) soccer team has finally (and spectacularly) decided to fire head coach Gregg Berhalter, effective immediately, the U.S. Soccer Federation made the official announcement on Wednesday night. (Related […]
Novak Djokovic Is Hilariously Terrified That The Glory Of Pickleball Will Destroy Tennis
He's right to be worried, but oh my goodness, this is crazy! legendary Novak DjokovicHe says the sport he loves, tennis, should be classified as an “endangered species” – but why? The great sport we know as pickleball. (Related: True legend: Joey Chestnut ate 200 wings in 38 minutes after downing 57 hot dogs on […]
Mahomes Gives Glory To God Immediately Following Super Bowl Win
Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes was shown on video giving all the glory to God shortly after winning his third Super Bowl. “I just have to give God the glory, dude. He challenged us to be better and I'm proud of his guys,” Mahomes said in an on-field interview. “This is amazing. It's legendary.” Patrick Mahomes […]
Painful Glory: True Hockey Guy Uses His Teeth To Score What Has To Be One Of The Most Agonizing Goals Ever
And just like that, this guy is an instant hockey legend… When it comes to ice sports, there are obviously rules about what you can and cannot do in terms of scoring. Hands are not allowed, but feet are allowed…as long as you don't overtly kick them. So how are your teeth? Is it legal […]
Ravens’ John Harbaugh Issues All Glory To God After Punching Baltimore’s Ticket To AFC Championship
John Harbaugh…comrade of Jesus Christ. Lamar Jackson was really great on Saturday. AFC division round Against the Houston Texans, he scored four touchdowns (two rushing and two passing, cashing in a 1.5 over bet and a two-leg parlay, hooray!). And it not only cashed me in, but sent the Ravens to their spot AFC Championship […]
‘Keep My Coaches’ Names Out Of His Mouth’: Aaron Rodgers Goes Full Blaze Of Glory On ‘Insecure’ Sean Payton
Wow… Aaron Rodgers is not kidding. You may know that Denver Broncos head coach Sean Payton recently made a comment about New York Jets offensive coordinator Nathaniel Hackett.Well, Jets superstar quarterback Aaron Rogers I didn’t understand Peyton’s words. In fact, he kindled a blaze of glory upon himself. said in an interview with USA TodayPayton […]
San Francisco Is An American Disgrace! Former Glory City Now Sees Teenagers Attacking Mothers With Baseball Bats
What an embarrassment San Francisco has become. Teens with baseball bats have reportedly attacked and robbed mothers and nannies in an affluent neighborhood of San Francisco known for young families. Noe Valley, known locally as ‘Stroller Alley’ because of its young families, has seen a total of 11 phone robberies in the last week, and […]
