HART: Musk And Trump Are Birds Of A Feather
Former President Donald Trump has returned to Butler, Pennsylvania, where he was nearly killed a few weeks ago. And I thought Tom Cruise was cool because he does his own stunts. Mr. Trump has experienced character assassinations for eight years and survived at least two deranged gunman-style assassination attempts in a 12-week period. If Democrats […]
HART: Kamala Harris’ Campaign: It’s Waning Men, Hallelujah. It’s Waning Men …
Note: This is a satirical piece. Now, between assassination attempts on President Trump, let's take a moment to evaluate this campaign. Thankfully, it involved governments, not corporations. I'm not saying it was done by the Deep State, but it has all the hallmarks of a government operation: ineffective, confusing, secretive, and unaccountable. Democrats can't shoot […]
HART: Harris Wasn’t The Only Debate Opponent Trump Faced
Note: This is a satirical piece. The presidential debate took place in Philadelphia on Tuesday, and fittingly, a statue of Sylvester Stallone as Rocky was prominently displayed there, the loser white guy who came out of nowhere to beat up black people and communists. In the Rockies, the communists beat up the orange man. Trump […]
HART: Kamala Harris’ Economic Ideas Are Failed Socialist Panderings
Note: This is a satirical piece. On the first night of the Democratic National Convention, Joe Biden spoke at 11:30 on Monday night, in the not-so-prime time slot. This is not the kind of time slot that would put a president who Pelosi and other Democrats say should be on Mount Rushmore. Speaking of things […]
HART: Kamala Harris: Momentum Or Fauxmentum?
Note: This is a satirical piece. Winston Churchill famously said, “There is nothing more exhilarating in life than firing a gun without achieving anything.” Trump was beating Biden by a landslide, had survived an assassination attempt with an exhilarating fist-pump, and was poised to win big. Kimberly Cheatle, the head of the DEI Secret Service, […]
HART: The “Useful Idiot” Was No Longer Useful. Bye Bye, Biden
Note: This is a satirical piece. Democrats have long been known to support late-term abortion, but the Biden case has pushed that to new limits. While vultures were flying all over the place last week, Democrats devoured one of their own on Sunday when Joe Biden sent a letter to the public saying he would […]
HART: I’m With Hur | The Daily Caller
Note: This is a satirical piece. Regardless of what you think about either candidate, only one has been found mentally competent to stand trial: Trump. And he stood trial in the face of a legal war onslaught from the Democratic Party. Robert Hur, the special counsel at the Justice Department investigating Biden's handling of classified […]
HART: Trainwrecks! Embryos! Moonshot! Layoffs! — The News Stops For No One
With all the news going around these days, here's a quick summary of what you might have missed. The Alabama Supreme Court, like the Baptist Convention of Preachers Subcommittee appointed to crack down on dirty dancing among young people, has decided that unused IVF eggs should be treated as human beings. I put it down. […]
HART: Fani Willis — I Ain’t Saying She A Vote Rigger, But She Ain’t Messing With No Broke Figures
We know that voters no longer decide elections. The FBI, Department of Justice, CIA, and various district attorneys do so. Sadly, thanks to former FBI Director James Comey, Peter Strzok, Letitia James, New York County District Attorney Alvin Bragg, Fanny Willis, and various deep state espionage operations, we have lost this system. cannot be trusted. […]
HART: With Biden Incapacitated, Who’s Running the Country?
Easter is approaching. For a US president who can hide his own Easter eggs and throw surprise parties, we should know one simple thing: Who makes the decisions in the White House? It is clearly under the control of the left-wing Democratic Party. Joe Biden breaks up another press “chat” in response to the Justice […]
