Harris Asked How She Will Make Life Affordable, Immediately Pivots To Word Salad About Middle Class Upbringing, Lawns
Vice President Kamala Harris was asked what plans she has to make life more affordable during an interview with 6ABC Philadelphia's Action News on Friday, but she quickly veering into a lengthy tale about her middle-class upbringing and lawns. During the period InterviewWhen anchor Brian Taff asked Harris about strategies to improve housing affordability for […]
Sacramento Closes Down Bridge For Elegant Charity Event. Separate Bridge Opens, Immediately Breaks
One of Sacramento, California's major bridges was transformed into an elegant dining venue on Sunday night for an annual event celebrating the city's culinary culture. The five-course “Tower Bridge Dinner” was cooked by five of the city's top chefs and reportedly attracted hundreds of guests. “We've basically been preparing for the last four days for […]
NHL Veteran Marc Staal Retires, Immediately Lands Fresh Gig With New York Rangers
Another Staal announces retirement! Yes notice On Thursday, via NHL.com, the veteran defenseman Mark Staal He will retire from the league after 17 seasons. But while Staal may no longer be an NHL player, he's not completely out of the league: Shortly after the news of his retirement, it was announced that Staal would join […]
UCF’s NIL Collective Hits Max Troll Mode With ‘Rural Central Florida’ T-Shirt That I Need In My Wardrobe Immediately
As a Floridian and someone who 100% understands the “rural central Florida” culture, I absolutely need this t-shirt. The Kingdom, the official NIL organization of the University of Central Florida, went into full troll mode (with a profitable twist) after Florida Gators head coach Billy Napier made some incredulous comments about “rural Central Florida.” T-Shirts […]
Print This Recent NASCAR Quote On A T-Shirt Immediately
NASCAR driver Andy Jankowiak made one of the most epic quotes on Friday night as he headed into Victory Lane at Daytona International Speedway. Jankowiak was willing to do whatever it took to finish first while driving the No. 73 V1 Fiber Ford at the Daytona ARCA 200. His passionate push is captured in one […]
Mahomes Gives Glory To God Immediately Following Super Bowl Win
Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes was shown on video giving all the glory to God shortly after winning his third Super Bowl. “I just have to give God the glory, dude. He challenged us to be better and I'm proud of his guys,” Mahomes said in an on-field interview. “This is amazing. It's legendary.” Patrick Mahomes […]
Titans Find Their Franchise QB While Wearing Straight Swagoo That Needs To Become Their Full-Time Unis Immediately
What a day for the Titans…absolutely glorious. The Tennessee Titans officially found their next franchise quarterback on Sunday as rookie QB Will Levis In his first career start, he was a ferocious beast, leading the Charge to victory. And he was totally exaggerating while doing it with the rest of the team. When the smoke […]
‘Removed From Office Immediately’: More Republicans Are Warming To Impeaching Joe Biden
With Speaker Kevin McCarthy and other House Republican officials expressing support for the impeachment inquiry, more Republicans are open to the impeachment process. McCarthy on Tuesday cited testimony from two Internal Revenue Service (IRS) whistleblowers that the impeachment inquiry had access to documents detailing allegations of wrongdoing by law enforcement officials that Republicans benefited Hunter […]
Instant Karma! Baseball Dad Attempts To Lay Out Umpire, Immediately Crashes And Burns In Epic Failure
Baseball dads… stop embarrassing other dads like me. I’m not exactly sure where all of this happened, but judging by the Southern accent and how hot everyone is, it’s definitely somewhere in the South. But even though everyone seemed to be about to have a stroke, one father decided to attend a boys’ baseball game […]
China Demands Assurances On Taiwan, Blinken Complies Immediately
Secretary of State Antony Brinken has told the world that the United States will not directly support Taiwan’s independence at the request of China’s foreign policy emperor Wang Yi. Wang said in a meeting with Blinken on Monday that China “has no room for compromise or concessions” on the Taiwan issue. according to Readout of […]
