Never Trumpers Are Upset That A Literal Cuck Can’t Become The Face Of The Democratic Party
The Never-Trump Media The Bulwark recently raised a very serious question in their article, “The Hip-Hop Loving Adult Film Making Podcasters that Dems Continue to Spurt.” The title appears to already provide the answer. Adam Grandmaison, also known as Adam 22, is a host of sibling culture, and has created a hip-hop podcast called “There […]
Dem Senator Wants To Restore Funding To UN Agency That Employed Literal Terrorists
Democrat Vermont Sen. Peter Welch reintroduced the bill on Friday, regaining Congressional funds on October 7, 2023 to a UN agency that hired terrorists who took part in the attack on Israel. Welch’s bill cites the agency’s role as Gaza’s biggest aid provider and restores contributions to the UN Relief and Labour Agency for Palestinian […]
Literal Terrorists Are Attending UN Climate Summit This Year
The Taliban are attending the 2024 United Nations Climate Change Conference (also known as COP29) in Azerbaijan, the Associated Press reported on Sunday. Taliban representatives are expected to take part in the proceedings in Baku, Azerbaijan, along with participants from around the world, making it the first time the Taliban has been represented at the […]
Florida State Fan Eats Literal Dog Sh*t Due To Lost Bet After Team Takes Disastrous Defeat Against Duke
So this is the start of Florida State week as a Miami fan…it’s awesome. When the 2024 college football season was still in its early stages, Florida State fans swore: eat dog poop If the Seminoles take an L against Boston College, they’ll be right out of the red cup. But the FSU fan didn’t […]
‘Literal Slavery’: Tim Walz Granted Hundreds Of Thousands To Meatpacker That Had Kids Cleaning Processing Plant
Democratic Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz has ordered meat processor JBS to pay up to $126,000 in taxes after an investigation revealed some of the company’s processing plants were cleaned using child labor. gave funds. US Department of Labor Found In February 2023, at least 31 children were found to have been employed in “hazardous occupations […]
Harris Campaign Caught Pushing Literal Fake News Headlines In Americans’ Google Searches
Axios has reported that Vice President Kamala Harris' campaign has been found to have edited headlines from various media outlets and displayed them as sponsored ads in Americans' Google searches. Over the past 10 days, the Harris campaign has edited the headlines and descriptions of nearly a dozen media outlets found in Google search ads […]
Things Are Getting Dirty! Elon Musk Calls Mark Zuckerberg A ‘Cuck,’ Proposes ‘Literal D*ck Measuring Contest’
“Mask vs Zuckerberg” is heating up! There’s always been some tension between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg since the former bought Twitter, but things took a sharp turn when the two challenged each other to a cage match. Now, when Zuckerberg launched Threads, an Instagram-connected social media app that was supposed to be the “Twitter […]