Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Now Investigating USA Fencing After Woman Refuses To Take On Trans Opponent
Texas stands up to nonsense! According to a statement from Republican Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton released Tuesday, Lone Star has launched an investigation into US fencing into “potential violations of Texas law.” Demand for civil investigations was issued by Paxton. Used by the agent After US fencing disqualifies female swordsmen, the government legally gathers […]
‘Time For A Change In Texas’: Ken Paxton Wants John Cornyn’s US Senate Seat
Republican Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announced on Fox News Tuesday that he will challenge Republican Texas Sen. John Cornyn for his seat in Washington, D.C. In March, Paxton hinted at participating in the race in an interview with Punchbowl News. He told the outlet he needed about $20 million to compete in the race. […]
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Blocks Construction Of Proposed Muslim ‘City’
Republican Texas Gov. Greg Abbott announced Tuesday that the East Plano Islamic Center (EPIC) could not begin construction in the proposed Muslim neighborhood due to legal issues, according to a press release. Epic proposed building a Muslim “city” on 402 acres of land in Texas, in an organization labeled “Epic City.” According to Newsweek. The […]
‘He Shot My Baby Four Times’: Texas Officials Reportedly Accuse 13-Year-Old Of Murdering Girl Over Argument
Authorities accused a 13-year-old Texas native of fatally shooting a classmate after the subsequent debate on the school bus, according to the report. Filming occurred around Eastern time at the playground of the apartment complex around 5pm on March 21st. According to Baytown Police Station (BPD) press release. Responding officers discovered the teenage girl injured […]
Texas Rangers Reveal Gargantuan ‘Boomstick Burrito,’ Dramatically Escalating America’s Taco Tuesday Tradition
The tacos escalated something crazy on Tuesday! The opening day of the 2025 MLB season is pretty much here, and as a result, the franchises line up to reveal their next concession slapper. And maybe the Texas Rangers won the best award this year. Introducing the almighty “boomstick burrito”. The Rangers have revealed over the […]
Texas Rep. Proposes Bill Banning ‘Furries’ From Public School
Texans, please: Non-hairy education is coming to the public schools near you. Texas Republican Rep. Stan Geldes has submitted that it will prohibit illegal expressions of role-play (fur) laws in education. “Fur” emerges from the Internet subculture Very I’m interested in anthropomorphic animals. They often employ animal clones and wear elaborate costumes for sexual satisfaction. […]
MLB Forced To Remove Texas Rangers Hat From Online Store After Quite The Vulgar Mistake
I usually love the special edition of MLB products, but this is not the case. Last year, when I was on vacation, I was one day scrolling through the phone and saw Major League Baseball release a special edition hat in collaboration with rapper Drake’s very own (OVO) brand in October. Being an Atlanta fan, […]
Texas A&M Baseball’s Shane Sdao Spazzes Out On Aggies Fanbase After ‘Disgusting’ Comments
My man has left! It wasn’t very good for the Texas A&M Aggies baseball team to start the season. When we entered the 2025 campaign, it was found at Aggies. No. 1 ranking. But now they are faced with losing four games in a row, losing to Texas, Arizona and Oklahoma. Their difficulties were even […]
Texas Tech Fan Lands Absolutely Unbelievable 94-Foot Putt, Ratchets Up Magic By Celebrating With Patrick Mahomes
It’s a night that this child will never forget! 94 feet If you’re the length of a college-level basketball court and you’re trying to make that distance, it’s going to be very difficult to knock down. Anyone. Well, this one Texas tech fan hit that exact putt perfectly. (Related: Cavaliers fans have moments in his […]
Texas National Guard Granted Immigration Arrest Authority Under Agreement With Trump Admin
The Texas Security Corps soldiers have the authority to arrest immigrants based on new agreements between the Loan Star and the Trump administration. GOP GOV. GREG ABBOTT has signed a memorandum (MOU) with Pete Flores, a proxy for the protection of the customs border border protection (CBP), who arrests immigrants in the state on behalf […]
