Inspired by my recent trip to Walt Disney World, I decided the only way to understand that the current Tennessee legislative session is to approach it as a theme park. Here is my guide to legislative land.

The best attraction of the season is Bill Lee’s Gov. Voucher Roller Coaster. The clunky voucher training is a rough career and threatens to leave the rails. Lee is in the lead car, and even though House Speaker Cameron Sexton works as a conductor, he is lined up with other cars, throwing Republican legislators sideways and possibly threatening to throw them into the dungeon. . Lee refuses to brake the runaway train and continues releasing smoke screens to obscure the dangers.

Perennial favourite is Lt. Col. Randy McNally’s Mad Hattertee Party. The session usually begins with McNally declaring that “the government is best when it is held at a local level.” The rude rabbit asks, “And if they do what you disapprove?” McNally shifts uncomfortably, and Bellows says, “Then get off with your head! We’ll overturn them and give them a refund!” His retort comes from a assembled joint association of MPs in strange costumes. Has been approved by Halrunfing.

Hanging from the branch at this year’s Tea Party is Sen. Richard Briggs of Knoxville. He looks astounding as the laughing Cheshire cat from “Alice in Wonderland in Wonderland,” which outlines the land use plan. “As a former county commissioner, Briggs’ cat said, “I saw the sight of local elected officials succumbing to the will of citizen groups and forcing developers to change. This changes It is necessary. All developments to meet Zoning must go through. Briggs’ cat fades away and leaves only his disturbing smile.

The ethical experience will be closed again for major repairs. The closing was prompted by Republicans pushing aside a bill that would prohibit lawmakers from marrying lobbyists.

Senator Ken Jager faces DUI and filed hit and run charges after Georgia’s arrest

Senator Ken Jaeger Wildride needs a liability exemption before he can ride with Jaeger on his alleged recreation Hit and Run DUI In December. The Beacon Centre in Fantasyland, Tennessee, is a favourite attraction for lawmakers himself. The tough part for park visitors sorts out the real waste and stupidity (there are a lot) that has been sniped in a program that benefits the poor and benefits the poor in any way that angers the wealthy. That’s what it means (there are a lot of whining too). The Nashville-based advocacy group gets most of its money from right-wing foundations.

Sexton’s Mirror Hall of Fame becomes larger in distortion. While improving the disastrous figures on public health and education funding in Tennessee is a big task, Sexton is a master light vendor and creator of distractions and fantasies.

Court simulators require 3D glasses for Jonathan Skullmetti disorder. You will follow because the Tennessee Attorney General is compromising the extremist lawsuits he has started or joined. Just as he balances the load, Congress threw him a blatantly unconstitutional enactment. Keep an eye on the governor’s mansion and note that he is leaking money in all directions.

It’s a small world that was almost forgotten part of the theme park. The Democrats’ super minority sometimes make sweet noises, but their music is owned by the raucous Republican super-majority of the din.

Legislative sites should not really be called entertainment parks. There’s very little interesting about that. It’s a more tragic farce.