When ICE finally cools down and illegal aliens are rounded up, there's one group federal authorities must save.
If you can believe it, a ray of hope emerged from ground zero of Joe Biden's border disaster in late December. As President Putin's invasion of Ukraine continues, Introducing a whole generation of supermodels who give birth to children in Western countries. The Biden debacle is giving America something even more coveted than a tall blonde with plump lips and a sexy accent: a new generation of Hispanic male golf fans.
Video going viral on social media A young American buck tees off on a golf course on the US-Mexico border. Apparently he piped it down. The camera then pans to show a group of illegal immigrants huddled under an overpass, causing loud cheers. The cheers were so loud that it reminded this columnist of the crowd when Phil Mickelson made the Masters-winning putt in 2004.
The reaction to Eagle Pass was golf ecstasy, pure American. It is the spirit that kindles in exemplary Americans like John Daly, Rickie Fowler, and John Daly's son, Little John. That's why rowdy golf fans deserve citizenship more than the average LIV fan. Please take immediate action now. Risk your life. We need them at Pinehurst in June. When Ricky throws darts with his pitching wedge. (Related: John Daly's Breakfast of Champions proves alpha is still on the rise in Biden's America)
Check out the amazing moments:
Illegal immigrants cheer on golfers across the border in Eagle Pass, Texas 😂 pic.twitter.com/BJdEE6RntX
— John Root (@JonnyRoot_) December 24, 2023
After all, there's nothing more American than rooting for a golfer to launch a missile that looks more like a MOAB falling on Iran than a Titleist Pro-V1. There's nothing more American than throwing back an ice-cold Mickey his Ultra, blowing out a few fairway cigarettes, and punching the girl in the cart while you're in a sweaty foursome with the boys. there is no. (Related: America's top golfers need to learn lessons from the boys who stormed Normandy beaches)
What America desperately needs more than secure borders and good-paying blue-collar jobs are young, energetic men willing to learn the game, celebrate the game, and pass on its beautiful traditions to their descendants.
Frankly, these illegal actors appear to be on a mission.
