“Mask vs Zuckerberg” is heating up!

There’s always been some tension between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg since the former bought Twitter, but things took a sharp turn when the two challenged each other to a cage match.

Now, when Zuckerberg launched Threads, an Instagram-connected social media app that was supposed to be the “Twitter killer” (the Twitter killer’s name), it added fuel to the fire. Japanese serial killer, by the way…just saying).Since launch, Mr. Musk has been lying Criticism of its function He even threatened to throw a litigation in meta Because it is a “mimicking” app.

Then came Sunday and the temperature between the two bosses rose again.

“Zack is shit,” Musk tweeted in response to a screenshot of Zuckerberg’s interaction with fast food restaurant chain Wendy’s on the thread, citing a sexually charged fetish who sees his partner fornicate with another person. mentioned terminology.

zack is shit

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 9, 2023

Then late Sunday night, Musk posted another tweet linking to his “Zack is shit” post, challenging Meta’s CEO to a “literal shit measurement contest.”

I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 10, 2023

Well, this just gave me an idea — “Big Brother: Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg.”

See below if you don’t know what I’m talking about. CBS blockbuster reality show (I’m a big fan) Several people live together in the same house and are forced to compete in different challenges and vote for each other every week to see who wins at the end. $500,000 in prize money at the end of the season. On top of that, it also comes with drama, which always adds to the entertainment value.

It’s a great show, so if you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend you check it out. The new season starts on August 2nd.

This is exactly what I want from Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg.

Obviously, it’s just the two of us, so there’s no voting or anything like that, but we’re going to lock ourselves in a house together for a couple of months (which in itself is great, but especially when it comes to 24/7 live feeds). . And every week they have to enter a variety of contests – cage fights, “literal dick measure” challenges, hot dog eating contests (you can even get Joey Chestnut to participate in some way) ), you know, works.

We will let America vote for each competition that requires a vote (dance, song, or any other contest that puts America to shame), and other points will obviously be awarded between Mask and Zack based on win/loss results. (such as cage fights), the scores for each are aggregated. Whoever earns the most points at the end of the season will win that edition of Big Brother and her $500,000 to a charity of choice. (Related: ‘Send me a place’: Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg reportedly want to fight in ‘cage match’… yes, seriously)

God, this is so awesome — I’m a goddamn genius.

CBS … Elon … Zack … let’s do it.