Now this is how you celebrate with beer!

As we all know, the Philadelphia Eagles hit the Kansas City Chiefs before winning the Super Bowl LIX. 40-22. And I’m now able to write fully about the 3 Pete of Swifties, so thank God. (Related: Report: Arrested Ben Cleveland of the Ravens, allegedly drunk in Georgia)

Anyway, the Eagles had a Super Bowl parade on Friday. And as someone who saw it live, I can convey that it is absolutely brilliant.

If you missed it, here are some highlights:

Only in Philadelphia will see crowds throw Fliccan Hoggies at players in the Super Bowl parade. Two other great catches @goedert33 #eaglesparade pic.twitter.com/tqyoclsvzs

– 🦅That guy with beer 🦅 (@guywiththebeer) February 14, 2025

@phillypolice Do a tash push during the Eagles Super Bowl parade.

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– Pattison (@onpattison) February 14, 2025

🚨🚨Video Crazy Video

Philadelphia drone view #eagles Super Bowl Parade.

Over a million people will be hooked.

The best fan in the world🤯🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/x6gf5sihzt

– mlfootball (@_mlfootball) February 16, 2025

Lmaoo Bro hates the chief

CJ Gardner-Johnson is swinging his belt at the Super Bowl Parade 😭😭

“Belt from the butt”

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– hater report (@haterreport_) February 14, 2025

Why are you looking at this now?

One of the best videos from the Super Bowl Parade#eagles #eaglesparade #flyeaglesfly

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– Jimmy Scoop (@jimkryjer) February 14, 2025

But the best clips had to come from the Philadelphia Guard Landon Dickersonin the name of being a Super Bowl champion, he used his teeth to tear the entire top of the beer.

Something incredibly spectacular:

Well, I cracked a shotgun with my teeth before…but how did Landon Dickerson crack the entire top of the beer?

What a beast. pic.twitter.com/bktqhqsg6d

– Luke Arcainiluke (@arcainiluke) February 17, 2025

I’ll be repeating Philadelphia next season. Because I need to see this again.