How do billionaires take so many L’s?

Just over a month ago, Mark Cuban suffered a crushing defeat in the 2024 presidential election when candidate Kamala Harris was wiped out by President-elect Donald Trump. Fast forward to the current situation and this guy has suffered another big loss. This time it’s the College Football Playoff and his alma mater, Indiana.

Cuba defeated Trump in 2016. He thrashed Trump in 2020 and lost (thanks to Joe Biden’s disastrous administration). He crushed Trump in 2024 and lost. He produced a hype video for the Hoosiers, but they lost. (Related: Notre Dame is fully committed to the College Football Playoff)

Wait, what?

Yes, you read that correctly. Indiana released a promotional video for the upcoming CFP vs. Notre Dame game in South Bend on Friday night. Well, for some strange reason (never mind that Cuban is an alumnus), they asked a billionaire to narrate the video.

And it’s a snoozefest.

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Made for moments like this. pic.twitter.com/jOF1mpOEb9

— Indiana Football (@IndianaFootball) December 20, 2024

I’m not the only one who feels this way. America has the same opinion as me.

“Mark Cuban narrating?? What was supposed to be strong has now been destroyed by Cuban’s weak voice. Looks a lot softer…” one fan tweeted.

“This is Ball State quality video. I expected more,” the Notre Dame supporter said.

“They could have asked someone better than Rachel Maddow to narrate it,” the anti-Cuban said.

“Mark Cuban narrating? IU is about to get her ass stomped,” another social media user wrote.

And it keeps rolling…

I’m currently taking out a mortgage on Notre Dame Cathedral.

— Nick Braun (@nickbraun0) December 20, 2024

Needless to say, go to Notre Dame Cathedral!