Clown Music Interrupts Education Secretary’s Speech

Washington, DC – Education Secretary Linda McMahon faced an unexpected interruption during her speech on Wednesday when clown music played in the background.

While addressing a crowd of students at the JW Marriott, several Bluetooth speakers were discovered hidden around the venue. Initially, the interruption appeared to be unidentifiable audio, but it soon morphed into what seemed like circus music.

“It seems that CCP didn’t like it, and they’re cutting our technology,” remarked YAF Governor Scott Walker, who was speaking alongside McMahon. This disruption began shortly after they started talking, causing a bit of confusion.

“We’re getting a little feedback,” McMahon commented, trying to navigate through the unexpected sound.

The interruptions continued for about 45 minutes, coinciding with her discussion on plans to dismantle the Department of Education. Walker addressed the situation, saying, “The wonders of hacking. If liberals don’t like your idea, they’ll try to shut you down.” He emphasized the importance of standing firm in the face of opposition.

Spencer Brown, YAF’s Chief Communications Officer, stated to the Daily Caller News Foundation, “Left noise, just like on the university campus, did not stop YAF and its students from spreading the principle of freedom.”

Following the speech, conference staff found at least five hidden speakers, covered in black cloth, strategically placed around the stage and under desks. It remains unclear who orchestrated the prank, as security did not identify any unauthorized individuals in the area.

One of the speakers had a note attached, which seemed to read “Vox Clamantis.”