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United States Lost To Japan In Our Own Game Of Football, And My Oh My, How We’ve Fallen As A Nation

This is 100% unacceptable!

Soccer is no longer just for the United States, many countries now have national soccer teams, and we can see that soccer is becoming more popular. In fact, there are youth tournaments held in international competitions, such as the U20 World Championship. Countries from all over the world are now trying to qualify for this tournament.

And our country, the United States of America, is one of them. (Related article: The Las Vegas Raiders introduce a spectacular way to hold tailgate parties, but it reportedly costs a pretty penny.)

With how big the NFL and college football are, you'd think they'd weather a scenario like this just fine, but well… I've got news for you: We lost. To Japan. No joke, we lost an American football game to Japan on Wednesday. And we didn't just lose, we got mauled.

We lost 41 to 20. It was really bad. 20-0 After the first quarter, Japan dominated us throughout the game.

In other words, it was really embarrassing!

I have no idea why this happens.

Or maybe it is. We are the same country with a collective obsession with women who love to “sell” their men's… well… you know, penises.

We are really a stupid nation, and as a result, we are now losing to Japan in soccer. We are weak.

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