Tim Walz and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had some big plans for game day. These two soft bearish ribs spent Sunday afternoon playing Madden on a Twitch stream.

You may not know what that means, and that’s understandable. This is a move specifically aimed at appealing to young heterosexual men. By playing the popular football video game on a live stream platform where viewers can watch the matches. crazy skills, They want to cover up the hostility the party clearly feels towards this demographic. However, with President Trump gaining support among young men, this is a “Hail Maria” that has no choice but to end unfinished. (Related: Tucker: ‘Tim Walz is obviously gay’)

👾🚨This is a TWITCH public service announcement🚨👾

me vs. @Tim_Walz.
Madden. 🏈
Tomorrow 3pm ET https://t.co/u9zNReAauY

Are you ready, Governor? pic.twitter.com/4h9tEPyZNG

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) October 26, 2024

I’m not much of a gamer myself, so I can’t tell you how good they actually were in the match (though it ended 0-0). All I can say is that this is a movement built on sheer desperation. The Harris campaign wants to make Walz a caricature of a wholesome father, a man who watches football and throws guns. Now totally a creature of the party, AOC wants to show that she’s more relatable than your average sociopath darling. But in reality, they have no interest in representing the interests of the typical Madden player.

Consider the opposite hypothesis. This is J.D. Vance and Republican Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene joining RuPaul’s Drag Race as guest judges to convince the cross-dressing community that their interests are paramount to the Republican platform It’s like I did. . No one will believe it, but at least it’ll be damn funny. These two clowns who play Madden are just sad.