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Want To Take 52 Special Ladies On The Best Date Of Their Lives (Or The Same Lady 52 Times)? Applebee’s Has You Covered

This is a hell of a deal! This is the deal I use!

Applebee's aims to Make date night cool againis offering a $200 “Date Night” subscription for 52 dates each week for a limited time.

The pass, which goes on sale Monday, allows subscribers to get $30 worth of food and drinks at home every week on date night. The pass is valid for one year from February 1st to January. 31, 2025 — The only downside to this whole deal is that alcoholic beverages are not covered. (Related article: Absolute hero brandishes 3-foot-tall sandwich in the stands during Buccaneers vs. Lions playoff game)

The card is worth more than $1,500And if subscribers squeeze as much as possible out of their contracts, they could potentially save about $1,360 a year. This requires subscribers to use an annual weekly pass.

Unfortunately, this great deal is not available at Applebee's 16 locations across the United States, including New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Maryland, among others.

Who doesn't love Applebee's?

However, they seem to be a bunch of scammers.

I'd bet these idiots weren't selling the supposed date night passes. We knew it sounded too good to be true, so check it out…it actually was. They just wanted free publicity and they got it by pissing America off.

Funk you, Applebee's. Please keep this blog out of the sun.

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