I'd be lying if I said I'm a huge fan of ABC's “The Bachelor,” but this clip may have changed me.

Contestant Lauren from Philadelphia ended her night with the Bachelorette by shotgunning a beer without spilling a drop.

After the show, Lauren from Philadelphia is the winner #bachelor pic.twitter.com/KCfbzcwv1X

— Kyle Pagan (@CBKylePagan) January 23, 2024

Even the show's star, Bachelorette Joey Graziadei, spilled his driblets a few times, but Lauren didn't. That's exactly his wife's material.

Now, some people on Twitter are speculating that it was staged, that the can was empty, and that there was no way the girl could chug it so perfectly without spilling water. But I choose not to believe it. (Related: ABC launches first-ever silver fox 'The Bachelor,' complete rebranding of failed series)

I choose to believe that there are still wonderful things in this world. For example, beautiful women in cocktails can gulp down cold, unbranded oat soda. you have to believe it. Otherwise I will never get married. This woman has now ruined every other woman for me.

Philadelphia gals are 28 years old nurse Honestly, if Joey didn't choose her, I might have to say something myself. If anyone knows her number, please let me know.

I don't watch the show, so I don't know exactly how the process goes, but if he chooses anyone other than her, he's losing his mind. There's nothing more American than shotgunning a beer while smoking a cigarette and looking hot on prime time TV. God, I love this country.