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You Gambling Degenerates (Like In This Story) Are Gonna Ruin It For People Like Me Who Are Makin’ A Straight Killin’

I swear if you pervert, my profits will be ruined…

Legalized sports betting is definitely the new fad happening across America right now, and Ohio is no exception, with state legislatures accepting large amounts of tax revenue to expand gambling within the state. .

But their addiction helpline also happens to be available, and some people can't control themselves and are forced to call like true perverts. (Related article: Sports bettor wins nearly $500,000 on insane 14-leg NFL parlay (and I'm seriously trying this weekend)

Apparently, Ohio officials received 456 calls to the state's gambling addiction hotline in January 2022, but that number jumped to 1,400 during the same period in 2023. WTR-TV.

The Buckeye State began expanding its sports betting market in 2021 because lawmakers saw an incredible amount of tax revenue potential (can't blame them). Oh, and not to mention the fact that Ohio's legislators respect the freedoms of Americans. Shout that out to them.

According to the report, Ohio will generate a whopping $700 million in tax revenue from sports betting in 2023. WLW-TV.

In the meantime, I'm building up some cash here…

Don't ruin it for me, you decadent son of a bitch.

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