Past gems include Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary and Meatball Ron. Kamala Harris (Ruffin' Kamala, Kamabra) has a few options, too. But her running mate, Minnesota Democratic Governor Tim Walz, has yet to be given a Donald Trump-specific nickname.
Perhaps Trump is considering his options. There are too many options, and they are all pure gold.
Tampon Tim: Liberals are praising Walz for signing a law that makes feminine products free in Minnesota schools. What they don't say is that the law also includes putting feminine products in boys' bathrooms through the fourth grade. Can you imagine what immoral things a 10-year-old boy might do with a tampon? But that's OK. Walz thinks boys have periods, too.
Tiananmen Tim: Waltz said,Long track recordWaltz wants to spread “socialism” in China. The media portrays him as a China hawk pundit who wants to spread human rights. But while most Americans left the country after the Tiananmen Square incident, Waltz came to China as a high school teacher. He has been there many times on educational trips. Five years later, he returned to China on his honeymoon. Of course, there are innocent explanations, but as Waltz says, “one man's 'socialism' is another man's 'love your neighbor.'” Who paid for all this with a teacher's salary?
Tim Waltz honeymooned in China after getting married on the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre. “He wanted a date he'd remember forever,” his wife said.
If Tiananmen Tim glorifies the massacre of innocent people fighting for freedom in China, imagine his plans for us. pic.twitter.com/G5NNYsXvot
— Tudor Dixon (@TudorDixon) August 7, 2024
Yellowberry Tim: This is especially painful for veterans, as he served in the National Guard for 24 years and members of his battalion have been accused of “stealing his honor.” Alleged He retired to avoid deployment to Iraq. In public, Waltz pretended to have faced fire in combat and justified why Americans should not have “the weapons of war that I carried in the war.” However, Waltz never served in the Middle East, and was deployed to Italy during the War on Terror.
Tiny Tim: This is probably the most classic way. Tiny Tim was a musician during Trump's heyday, an apt cultural reference. Plus, he was a certified weirdo. There's no way I'm going to vote for Harris-Waltz if Tiny Tim's face is in my head when I go to the ballot box.
Tiny Tim performed “Tip Toe Thru' The Tulip With Me” in 1968. In 1996, while performing the same song, Tiny Tim suffered a heart attack and died. pic.twitter.com/ZKQgjEr3Ow
— Historical Videos (@historyinmemes) January 9, 2024
West Coast Waltz or Waltz Aspirant: Sure, he may be Midwestern, and he may look and act like a walking dad joke, but his record makes it clear he governs like a Gavin Newsom impersonator.
Mr. Magoo the Marxist: Come on, they look exactly the same!
Looks like Magoo…🤣 pic.twitter.com/5WG0YfnFnZ
— Brathwaite Bonespurs Quackerbush IV (@BrathBonespurs) August 2, 2024
