A risqué and potentially mega-viral Twitter trend among conservative women needs to be stopped immediately before all hell and cleavage breaks loose. It will be completely and completely shut down!

It’s tasteless. It’s trivial. And it won’t help Donald Trump regain the Oval Office.

What is this trend? Oh — *rubs the back of neck awkwardly* — it’s, oh, it’s…OK, it involves big boobs, what older women these days are calling “mommy milkers” .

I’m trying not to laugh while writing the phrase “Mommy milks for Trump,” but unfortunately, this is real life. (Click here to sign up for Mr. Wright’s weekly newsletter)

First, social media influencer Ashley St. Clair tweeted “milking against Marxism” without a photo, which is pretty funny and not a lie. I’d like to believe that if boobs could talk and express their political opinions, they’d be conservative, free-market capitalists.

Milkers are against Marxism!

— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) October 30, 2024

But then another social media user with a lot of followers took it to another level and posted a photo of her cleavage. “Mommy is milking Trump!” she captioned the image.

Mama is milking Trump! https://t.co/vdR8jcjWsz pic.twitter.com/ZqC3nz8eQ6

— Natalie F. Danelishen (@Chesschick01) October 30, 2024

tits 4 trumps pic.twitter.com/aYgViQzTgq

— Hayley🛩 (@hlaa16) October 30, 2024

Dear Lord. At the moment, this is not yet a complete trend. As far as I could see, only a few other women posted cleavage in their replies. Most of the people posting GIFs with horns are men.

However, this can quickly get out of hand and spread to every corner of the internet. Nip it in the bud as soon as possible. On this day, and every day until November 5th, say “no” to mom milkers on Twitter.

I understand that conservatives want to win at all costs, but I think the best course of action is to keep the weapons of war tied up and offline. Excluding them on social media and gawking at sexual anonymization won’t sway the election. It will only confuse your political campaign.

Modest, conservative woman, modest.